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redsavina

37 Montpelier, VT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a degenerate booze-hound with a penchant for buggery. I've spent the past four years traveling the country as part of my job. Now I'm settling down in VT. No more travel...not for work anyway.

If you're wondering what I used to do for work, I was a pirate. The pay was pretty decent and it satisfied my wanderlust...and my penchant for buggery.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working less, living more, and chilling with my shoulder parrot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to give a fuck.

Scrimshaw.

Pillaging.

Peg-legging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mastery of the English language. It's the only one I really know other than some rudimentary Spanish and French.

My flair for the inappropriate. Sometimes things need to be said, I'll say that shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorites lists are a very weak indicator of what kind of person someone is. That said, here is a short list of some of my favorites, enjoy!

Authors: Cormac McCarthy, Stephen Ambrose, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Directors: Kubrick, Scorsese, The Coen Brothers

Television Channels: Comedy Central, Nat Geo

Musicians: The Black Keys, Husker Du, The Stooges, The Fugees, The Murder City Devils, Jimi Hendrix

Food: Mexican, Indian, Japanese, Chinese…fuck it, I like a wide range of ethnic cuisine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. the past
2. the future
3. people
4. stuff
5. things
6. sex

Alright, sex should probably be #1 on the list, or at least #2, but I don't want you to think that I'm only interested in sex. I like other things too!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking your mom out for a nice seafood dinner and then never calling her again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I actually identify as a quad-sexual, non-gendered, tyrannosexasaurus. I realize that my profile says I'm straight but I put that because OK Cupid only offers twelve orientation options and they'll only allow me to select five of them. Fuck you, shitlords.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy going out for dinner and drinks.

You like walking around the city.

You're not really into drama.

You'd like to obtain a letter of marque and join me on the prowl for enemy merchant vessels.