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redsavina

36 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
My job takes me all over the country. I enjoy exploring the different cities that I visit. When I'm not on the road I enjoy exploring the outdoors (I live in Vermont), and spending time with friends and family.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cat-like reflexes. If you throw something at me I'll probably catch it or duck.

My mastery of the English language. It's the only one I really know other than some rudimentary Spanish and French.

My flair for the inappropriate. Sometimes things need to be said, I'm a guy that will say them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorites lists are a very weak indicator of what kind of person someone is. That said, here is a short list of some of my favorites, enjoy!

Authors: Cormac McCarthy, Stephen Ambrose, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

Directors: Kubrick, Scorsese, The Coen Brothers

Television Channels: Comedy Central, Discovery, Nat Geo

Musicians: The Black Keys, Husker Du, The Stooges, The Fugees, The Murder City Devils, Jimi Hendrix

Food: Mexican, Indian, Japanese, Chinese…fuck it, I like a wide range of ethnic cuisine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. the past
2. the future
3. people
4. stuff
5. things
6. sex
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy a cocktail, or several.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a dick, in a good way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You enjoy going out for dinner and drinks. You like walking around the city. You can show me some cool stuff in your city. You're not really into drama.