OK, so here are the Cliff Notes to my autobiography. If you're a "Friends" fan, you might say I have the sense of humor of Chandler mixed with the nerdy err... intellectual side of Ross. Then again, I also crave most meat products like Joey.
I grew up in Bethesda, but I bought a house in Tysons a little while ago. I may be getting old, but I make sure I take plenty of Centrum Silver before I go dancing so that nothing goes wrong with my hip. I finished my master's at George Washington, and I have my own business, teach adult classes at night, and worked on the presidential campaign. I even have baseball season tickets.
I also have to confess an obsession with politics, chocolate, "Family Guy," The Colbert Report/Last Week Tonight/The Daily Show, "Saved by the Bell" reruns, Adam Sandler movies (well, everything before Little Nicky) and all things ESPN. Along those lines, I should mention that I consider the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Yankees, and the Duke Blue Devils the true Axis of Evil.
Ultimately, I would love to meet a woman who can be my best friend as well as my lover and who will make me an even better person for having known her. But (and I mean this sincerely) I am also perfectly happy making new friends--especially if they play tennis. I might just even know an eligible bachelor or two you might like!
Thanks for checking out my profile, and if you'd like to get to know me a little better--or if you also believe that Taco Bell Doritos Locos tacos are further proof that America remains an engine of innovation--feel free to say hi!