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redskinsfan333

33 M Vienna, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Bengali (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I used to think that guys who place ads on the Internet are hunchbacked midgets who haven't had a date since Michael Jackson was actually black! But a lot of my friends have met some great people this way, so I thought I would give it a shot.

OK, so here are the Cliff Notes to my autobiography. If you're a "Friends" fan, you might say I have the sense of humor of Chandler mixed with the nerdy err... intellectual side of Ross. Then again, I also crave most meat products like Joey.

I grew up in Bethesda, but I bought a house in Tysons a little while ago. I may be getting old, but I make sure I take plenty of Centrum Silver before I go dancing so that nothing goes wrong with my hip. I finished my master's at George Washington, and I have my own business, teach adult classes at night, and worked on the presidential campaign. I even have baseball season tickets.

I also have to confess an obsession with politics, chocolate, "Family Guy," The Daily Show/Colbert Report, "Saved by the Bell" reruns, Adam Sandler movies (well, everything before Little Nicky) and all things ESPN. Along those lines, I should mention that I consider the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Yankees, and the Duke Blue Devils the true Axis of Evil.

Ultimately, I would love to meet a woman who can be my best friend as well as my lover and who will make me an even better person for having known her. But (and I mean this sincerely) I am also perfectly happy making new friends--especially if they play tennis. I might just even know an eligible bachelor or two you might like!

Thanks for checking out my profile, and if you'd like to get to know me a little better--or if you also believe that Taco Bell Doritos Locos tacos are further proof that America remains an engine of innovation--feel free to say hi!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's in the self-summary.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Usually with me.

I am also probably the best you will ever know at capitalizing on "That's what SHE said" opportunities.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a take-charge kind of guy, and apparently I have eyelashes that would enable me to take flight in a tornado. My lips will make you think I should have a shrimping company named after me.

Many are also intrigued by my apparently ambiguous ethnicity. People routinely approach me on the street in their native languages expecting me to understand. It's like I'm the CEO of Rosetta Stone.

I have also been told more than once that I am a lot more muscular than I appear in my pictures. So either my shirts are way too tight in real life, or in my pictures I look like Angelina Jolie should adopt me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK, this one is way too Cosmo "Hook Him Now" Issue for my taste. Surely we can come up with something a little less boilerplate.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Now I think you're just phoning it in, OKCupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...how to make myself better and how to make an impact. Whether Helena Bonham Carter feels confused when she makes a movie without Johnny Depp. If Dick Cheney has managed to live this long by creating multiple horcruxes. If anyone has ever participated in just one shenanigan.

Why Captain America has never been promoted. I mean the guy has only saved the world like a hundred times.

Why people freak out about the NSA keeping tabs on them but have no qualms about watching the Panda Cam for hours (http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/webcams/giant-panda.cfm).

Oh and when Mix-A-Lot was knighted by Her Majesty The Queen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...shaking my booty. And perhaps grabbing somebody sexy and telling 'em "Hey!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own all the Saved by the Bell DVDs. If you ever get my E-mail address, you will get a sense of just how much I love Saved by the Bell.

I strongly considered using The Golden Girls instead of Friends in my self-summary.
You should message me if
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...you think I am interesting on a web page and want to get to know some actual substance. Or if you are just horny.

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