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redsoxhesher

40 / M / Straight / Single

Seattle, Washington

His Details

Last Online
Today – 7:34am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Lets start this off with the profile list. Come on who doesn't love a list?!?!?
-I train Kick Boxing and Mixed Martial Arts (Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu, Judo, and Kung FU) so yes, I am a ninja. You can't even see me.
-I will pwn your ass at Video Game PVP and real life PVP. See above.
-I like to Travel. I have been to Europe 3 times, Canada, Mexico, and all 50 states (yes, really). In the new year I will be going to Greece and Turkey as well as a trip to Cancun, Mexico.
-I will make the best Marinara sauce you have ever had. I'm Italian so don't argue with me on this...we have a habit of putting people in wet cement. Also it's gravy, not sauce...cause I said so.
-The last perfomance I attended at the Symphony was Mahler's Fourth.
-This past year I went to the Battlestar Galactica and Star Wars exhibits. Also the Picasso exhibit at SAM and the King Tut exhibit at PSC.
-I've seen more bands then you have even heard of. This is gratuitous one-upmanship. Bring it, I dare you.
-History, Archaeology, Anthropology, and Science. It's Seattle so apparently you have to establish your nerd cred.
-I like walking/hiking at Greenlake and Discovery Park. As well as the usual gym activities, weight training, etc.
-I think hipsters should be registered at the CDC as a plague. Good thing I moved to Seattle, eh?
-I once go busy in a Burger King bathroom. Not really, but that song is awesome!

I am pretty much 87' Hetfield. \m/ (if you know what this means then you are quite possibly the coolest person in Seattle). I've gotten some interesting comments about this. Humor, not for everyone.

"I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, then served by a Venezuelan in a spa while a Chilian gives me a Brazilian."

"Give me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut...TO GO!"
What I’m doing with my life
Kicking ass with Kung Fu, evil powers, and trickery! In my spare time I am plotting my take over of the planet and the total domination of the human race. MUHAHAHAHA! There will be pie for all! But no cake, the cake is a lie. That is all. Ok, maybe cupcakes...because I make the rules, never forget it.

"'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
I’m really good at
Minimalism.
The first things people usually notice about me
My infectious, "evil" laugh and my "I'm thinking bad thoughts" smirk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes I like music. Typically Metal, Classic Rock, Blues, Alternative, Punk, Rockabilly, Classical. Random sample of lately: Sludge, In Flames, The Hellacopters, Reverend Horton Heat, DLR era Van Halen, Fu Manchu, Gorjia, Foo Fighters, Struck by Lightening, Baroness, Black Sabbath, Skid Row (second album), Queens of the Stone Age, Quicksand, Rival Schools, The Misfits, The Cult, The Donnas, MSTRKRFT, Entombed, The Cure, KMFDM, Days of the New, Death From Above 1979, Baptized in Blood, Shostakovich, Ravel, Dvorak, Fair to Midland, Darko Jones and Zombi.

Yes I like books. History, Philosophy, Religion, and some fiction. H.P. Lovercraft, Edgar Allen Poe, Michael Grant, etc.

Yes I like food. Thai, Chinese, Italian, and Mexican. I'll try just about anything.

Yes I like movies. Horror, Sci Fi, Documentaries, and Comedies.

Feel free to inquire about the details.
The six things I could never do without
Conversation
Music
Books
The Gym
Beer
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My job, Music, Sex (I'm a Scorpio, what can I say?), Society, History, Politics, Sociology and human behavior, the complicated futility of ignorance...and various amounts of time daydreaming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with my friends. Happy hour, dinner, movie...meh, whatever. It's about the company right?

Oh and for you people that say you never have a typical Friday I call bullshit. Seriously, who are you kidding?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
During the recent end of the world hysteria I considering getting two midget hookers and a pile of cocaine You know, just in case.

I'm actually pretty laid back with moments of intensity.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can answer the most important philosophical question of our times; If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would he chuck?

Apparently I told when one of my friends the other night while drinking "I just want a girl who can Kung Fu me in the face". Yeah, I'm not sure what the hell that means either.