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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I really wish I could change my profile name on here. Half the messages I get are people asking me why I named it "realbigtoes." Extra points go to whoever can name the two band names I mashed up to get the username, though.

I tend to be very approachable, articulate, and easy to get along with. I'm pretty short and I don't care much for it. I do my best to be loyal to those I care about, properly handle the English language, stay in the loop when it comes to politics and world events, and keep my personal flaws to a minimum.

I have a weird tendency to play a song I really like at the moment over and over and over again to the point of annoying the people around me. I also have to repeat myself most of the time because I don't speak very loudly, which can get really annoying. I have a booming voice, though; I just can't find it.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a cashier at a big box retailer while I'm contemplating when and where to return to college. I'm working towards a career in TV writing and I'm currently doing two different ghostwriting jobs.

And when I'm not preoccupied with work, I'm usually writing, studying, or hanging out with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel good in that place that has good feelings it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It used to be my mutton chops, but I got rid of 'em. Now, probably either my long hair or how short I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I admit it: I don't read a whole lot. I'm not necessarily an uncultured dude, I just don't have a great attention span.

I'm pretty eclectic when it comes to movies, so allow me to be super basic and sum it up as: Tarantino, Gareth Evans, Kurosawa, Nolan, a whole host of indie flics and b-movies on Netflix (seriously y'all, check out El Infierno), and way too much more than I can list without turning this into a Great Wall of Text.

When it comes to TV: Breaking Bad,The Daily Show, The Colbert Report (RIP), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sportscenter, House, DBZ, Paranoia Agent, The Walking Dead, House of Cards, Daredevil, Game of Thrones.

I'm not as big into music as I used to be, but: Cake, Sublime, Zombie Ghost Train, Streetlight Manifesto, Chase Long Beach, Rev. Horton Heat, Psychostick, Primus, Jonathan Coulton, Soul Coughing, Harvey Danger, Molotov, Spiderbait, Gorillaz, Great Big Sea, Metric, Beck, Eric Clapton, Bad Brains, Save Ferris, Reel Big Fish, Weezer, Toadies, System of a Down, Rage Against The Machine, Volbeat, Pavement, Pixies, The Cribs, and I know I'm leaving a bunch of shit out. That's a good enough list though, right?

And I'll eat anything. At any time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Excitement
2) Transportation
3) Knowledge
4) Technology
5) A conscience
6) People to talk to/talk at/poke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, pilots, specs, ghostwriting, doing script coverage, hating the St. Louis Cardinals. I read Bleacher Report religiously, so I tend to spend a ton of time wondering when they're going to update it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or... nope, just working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't like The Little Mermaid. I know that, as a 90's kid, that's akin to blasphemy, but I can't help it. Just thought it was kinda lame.
You should message me if
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If you wanna strike up a conversation, if you find me attractive, if you like to gripe about how regressive America is, or if you just need somebody to bitch at. I'm really, really good at that last one.