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regularjohns

34 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sans peur et sans reproche. I like books, dungeness crab, beer, cats, salsa nuyorica, sunshine, Otis Redding, horror movies, touch, mambo, rain, people, laughs, dogs, chocolate, Willie, Waylon and the boys, dominos, rap music, wine, makeouts, art, faces, smoke, tortas, baboons, rivers, and Prince.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to come up with a definition of sandwich that that we can all agree on, one that fits our times, our sandwiches.
I’m really good at
Hambones and tritones.
The first things people usually notice about me
Gold teeth and French braids.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my oatmeal tastes just like confetti.
On a typical Friday night I am
at a secret Illuminati meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Remember Moesha? One time I had a dream that I was driving through a parking lot where they were filming an episode of Moesha where they were doing like a carwash or something and I drove through a puddle and it splashed Moesha and she started chasing me down the street T1000-style.

Also once I punched Roald Dahl's great-nephew in the face.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You live in a haunted house. You can teach me how to do the hucklebuck or the tighten up. I am deadly serious, I wish to learn these two dances.

If you wanna slow dance to Willie Nelson ballads.

Or, y'know, you wanna go get a drink.