MATT THOUGHTS: so many women mention the Oxford comma on here. I'm totally going to use it only SOMETIMES just to mess with those of you who are window-shopping my profile.
I'm Matt. I like to spend my free time reading my shiny new DSM-5. That's the newest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual Of Mental Disorders for those of you not in the know. That's that heat. Dave Grohl could probably play my stunt double....IF I didn't already do all of those myself. I'm super easy to talk to, and I barely know the meaning of the word offended. I like to drive with the top down. I like to sing along to the music, and watch people laugh at me at stoplights. I'm not very graceful, so it's common. I like emotion. I like empathizing. I like experiencing. I like e-words.
I'm into all sorts of stuff, including, but not limited to baseball, high fives, and various types of cheese. I speak in poorly performed accents out of nowhere without meaning to. I love to understand people on the inside, and what makes them do the things they do on the outside. I try to be healthy as much as possible, because being overweight sure is overrated. I love a good conversation, whether it be intellectual or stupid. I'm especially talented at stupid.
QuikTrip has a home-like feel to it for me. I get objectified for my sexy sensitive-side and not-too-strong-yet-salient vulnerability. I would make a seriously good voice actor for a macho soldier character in a video game. I pop huge for lame jokes, kittens, and cute head accessories (this isn't about erections or zits).
The word 'fuck' is much more fun when spelled with a q. I'll debate characters and episodes any day. Paragraphs with structure are jealous of my stream-of-consciousness flow. I'm pretty good with communication and understanding. People tell me I know things and give good insight. I want to go so many places in the world. Let's go.
According to the how-old.net thing, I look 40, so I've got that going for me, which is nice