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27 Kansas City, MO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:33pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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WARNING. This profile is long and ridiculous.

Lookin for a girl who’d come with me swimming and come and play tunes at the end of my bed.

I'm Matt. I like to spend my free time reading my shiny new DSM-5. That's the newest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual Of Mental Disorders for those of you not in the know. That's that heat. Dave Grohl could probably play my stunt double....IF I didn't already do all of those myself. I'm super easy to talk to, and I barely know the meaning of the word offended. I like to drive with the top down. I like to sing along to the music, and watch people laugh at me at stoplights. I'm not very graceful, so it's common. I like emotion. I like empathizing. I like experiencing. I like e-words.

I'm into all sorts of stuff, including, but not limited to baseball, high fives, and various types of cheese. I speak in poorly performed accents out of nowhere without meaning to. I love to understand people on the inside, and what makes them do the things they do on the outside. I try to be healthy as much as possible, because being overweight sure is overrated. I love a good conversation, whether it be intellectual or stupid. I'm especially talented at stupid.

Don't give me no hand-me-down love. It don't wear the same. I want love that looks good on, with a fit that screams my name.

The word 'fuck' is much more fun when spelled with a q. I'll debate characters and episodes any day. Paragraphs with structure are jealous of my stream-of-consciousness flow. I'm pretty good with communication and understanding. People tell me I know things and give good insight. I want to go so many places in the world. Let's go.

I'm new to the KC area, so go easy on me. But don't.
What I’m doing with my life
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+ Working on a Bachelors of Psychology. I aim to be a therapist eventually, and I hope to specialize in either relationships or sex. Or maybe Forensic Psychology. That means graduate degree.

+ Losing weight. Somebody's gotta do it.

+ Writing a book. No spoilers!

+ Saving up for a russian domesticated fox.

+ Ladies, let's all keep our pants on. for now. I know I make 30k, but I'm not a piece of meat. Slow the money messages please!

+ I'm only even looking for a girl to date for a concert buddy who maybe likes to make out sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having soft hair.
Understanding people.
Listening and inquiring.
Embarrassingly bad dance moves. (see photos)
Falling over while laughing or surprised.
Braining and doing words.
Directions and navigating. (Looking back on this addition to my profile, it's probably the sexiest of the "I'm good at's")

Getting there at:

Lifting weights.
Healthy habits.

I'm not so good at:

Spin moves.
Listening to music quietly.
Staying awake.
Understanding the appeal of country as a genre. Show me?

I'd like to learn:

The skills of a craftsman.
How to build a guitar.
What the fuck BitCoins are and how they make any sense whatsoever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some guy randomly asked me if I live in my mother's basement the other day, so I guess that I look like a failure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have Game of Thrones and a DSM.

Movies: American Beauty, The Departed, The Empire Strikes Back, Collateral, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Dark Knight Trilogy. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Lord of the Rings. Aladdin. A bunch of others. I like movies where the actors aren't the only thing telling the story.

EDIT: Hahaha, I just realized I had TMNT on here. Better leave it out of respect to my younger self. You can't deny the amazingness of a little baby turtle excitedly exclaiming "RADICAL RADICAL RADICAL!"

Amazing TV Shows: 24. Battlestar Galactica. Lost. Futurama. Louie. Community. The Office. Seinfeld. The League. Homeland. Friends. Scrubs. Parks and Recreation. Sons of Anarchy. Breaking Bad.Workaholics. Game Of Thrones.
Arrested Development.

I've been known to like some real lame shit too. Pretty Little Liars anyone? At least the first two seasons. Hold me down ladies! Also wrestling. Judge me all you want you son-a-ma guns!

Music: Coheed and Cambria is very important to me, as is the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Minus the Bear, Lupe Fiasco, Audioslave, The Strokes, Julian Casablancas, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Offspring, Them Crooked Vultures, The Mars Volta, Jay-Z, Nico Vega, Alien Ant Farm, 311, The Black Keys, Eminem, Foo Fighters, The Fratellis, Jimmy Eat World, Porcupine Tree, Queens of the Stone Age, and lots o' others. Show me new music! Ask me for suggestions! Music is life.

Food: Lately, a crap ton of chicken, turkey, green veggies, and other boring shit like that. I wish I could eat endless bowls of chili. That'd be idealer than teal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In an order to be determined at a later time

Iced Tea, Unsweetened- Tha flava. If I find a girl who likes it as much as me, she's going to be my wife.

the internet- Don't get it twisted. I like the internet. (DISCLOSURE: I don't know what you'd get twisted-- I just wanted to say it)

sexuality- Such an engrossing topic. It will never cease to fascinate me.

frisson- Get familiar! Such an incredible experience every time. GOOSEBUMPS.

music- I like to listen to it kinda.

friends- El Generico answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wondrous intricacies of rock music and it's effect on my emotions. If it's a hip hop song, the lyrical genius I'm inevitably experiencing. GOD I SOUND LIKE AN ASS

Emotions in general. I love to understand people below the surface.

Sexuality; most especially how to further positivity towards women's sexualities.

I believe every single person in the world has a unique superpower, and that it's either extremely mundane, or we haven't discovered how to access it yet.

How to maximize my time spent awake.

The tattoo I'm going to get next.

How to get cheap pops and heat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday update. I went out with some friends to a happy hour, we danced at a club, and I knew 4 of the songs, max. My first club experience ever! It went...okay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So this one time, I was watching Lingo with a former girlfriend. The word on screen was DOING. I was baffled. "WHAT THE HELL IS DOING?" I said loudly, almost angrily. I knew that doing (rhymes with boing) was for sure not a word. She looked over at me, and uttered with catastrophic levels of pity, "...Matt...doing. Do. Ing."

My dumbest moment, proudly on display.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Goth girls: I've got a gang of Tanqueray and some bubonic chronic.

I am not expecting a relationship, or sex, or anything. If it happens with someone, great! If not, I'm still happy.

I'm into feminism. I'm NOT into misogyny and misandry. So don't be them types.

If you know what my username is about, you get auto-moved to the front of my "Yeah, you're attractive" list.

If you don't suck at kissing.

If you're awesome at communicating.

But really idk, if you're cool and you don't steal from old people or other nefarious shit, get at me