Here for friends. See over there it says friends ---> not threesomes or hookups or dating.

I'm not very girly, but I clean up ok. I like being outside away from everything noisy and don't mind being covered in mud, but only if I'm filthy. Barely being dirty annoys me.

I am one of those assholes blaring the devil's music in my car. I usually look kinda like a librarian while I'm doing this and people give me really weird looks.

I don't like hippies. Not real hippies, but college kids with too much free time and a need to feel important for a couple years of their lives before they grow up and become republicans (nothing against republicans except sarah palin -whom I imitate once intoxicated-, those kind of kids are usually rabid liberals). PETA fanatics piss me off, too. MMMmmm sea kitties are delicious!

I used to hate a lot more about the world but now I'm mellow and have this solid faith that everything will be all right~ and if it's not the world will end in a brilliant zombie apocalypse and I will get to shoot zombies with a .50 cal (YOU CAN JUST BUY ONE OF THOSE FOR SEVERAL THOUSANDS DOLLARS! THE MORE YOU KNOW~).

I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Money isn't very important to me, brand names and shiny metal don't turn me on. It will PROBABLY be something to do with non-human animals (veterinary medicine or conservation maybe?).

T.I. is in jail and can no longer drop fat stacks on me 5 million dollar homes drive bentlys whatever I like so I am looking for a new sugar daddy. Kidding. I appreciate the whole first date paying/occasional chivalry nonsense but I'm planning on supporting myself. I honestly did get sick of my family asking what I'm doing/if I'm dating anyone so I answered both of those questions with "Marrying T.I. because he will drop fat stacks on me and buy whatever I like" for the past few holidays.

giving things what they need. I've been very good at keeping things alive in the past.

I see things and see how they could be better, which is a nice way of saying how they're not good enough.

I'm very good at being by myself. I rarely get lonely and I'm not a 'needy' person...it's good and bad.

Being prepared! I read too many Gary Paulsen books and watched too many episodes of MacGyver as a kid. I used to pack power bars, waterproof matches, a compass and water bottles in my carry on because obviously a plane would crash in a nonfatal manner and I would be forced to live on my own in the woods for weeks without rescue. Terrorists have ensured I will perish in the event of a plane crash because 3oz. of water ain't shiiit and how am I going to boil an egg in a leaf without my matches!

I like banter. When I meet someone like me the other people in the room think we're fighting. Friends have asked me if I'm ok/need to be rescued when I'm having a great time - and the other person is, too.

I laugh at most things. I will laugh at you. I laugh at me, too.

I USED to hear "You're a closet freak" from people I just met even though we weren't talking about sex. People have told me I come off as a dominatrix, too. I don't know WHY this is a first impression of me at all and most of the time I try to not project this, so now people think I'm oh so sweet and innocent. I can't win.

I have to finish books if I start them so I've read some terrible books (my little sister put Twilight in my hands last week :(). I loved the golden compass series, the bourne series, snow crash, the first four dark tower books, ender's game, masquerade...I don't like most women writers because there are too many ridiculous adjectives. Also women shouldn't be taught how to read, so it offends me deeply. Example: Mary Shelley.

Amelie, Equilibrium, Old Boy, The Land Before Time, Drop Dead Fred, Dogville, Empire of the Sun, Hard Candy...lots of others. Battlestar galactica, firefly, stargate, nip/tuck, the x-files, Dexter for TV shows.

I listen to almost anything except how much bling your boi buys U~ and new pop country songs. I get addicted to random, terrible pop songs (JUST LIKE A CIRCUS). I love old NIN, explosions in the sky, xploding plastix, the offspring etc. but I like a lot of disney songs and sing songs from The Phantom of the Opera, Wicked and Les Miserables. Random weird taste in music. Right now You Can Have Him - Nina Simone is my favorite song.

Assuming things I LIKE I could do without anything:

1. Hair tie. Hate hate hate hair being in the way.
2. Glasses/contacts
3. A place to be free of bugs
4. Toilet seats <3
5. Cold, carbonated beverages
6. Music

why things are the way they are and if that's the only way they could be and what would be different if something were different but would it be any better and would we realize it's better because we'd have nothing to compare it to and probably be just as dissatisfied as we are now because we're greedy and like to complain and want things we don't/can't have

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Really, I don't worry much. I have a great amount of patience for the world and I love/hate the actions/desires/thoughts of people.

If I'm nervous/unhappy/unsure I get kind of robotic and try to analyze things too much.

It's summer, I work in the morning for a couple hours, and then I spend Friday with my few bum friends still in this ghost town.

I've never really, truly believed I'm going to be married with 2.5 kids and a dog and a white picket fence etc. because I don't feel like I can give people what they need in a relationship. There have been a couple exceptions but that's it.

I don't get attached to people quickly/at all. I'll enjoy spending time with them but don't get around to the missing them part. I hate hurting people, so this means I don't date.

and zombies fascinate/terrify me.

Ask me anything and I'll tell you.

you want to.

you have book suggestions.

you would help me kill the zombies when the swine flu mutates and reanimates the few dozen people it has killed.

I'm not hyper like this makes me seem. I like amusing people, though.