I'm trying to save up to go back to school, so I'm bartending and waiting tables for now. I often dream of traveling the world's beaches, bartending in the warmth.

anything you turn into a competition, customer service, insult-based humor, Elaine's "little kicks" dance, deciding to watch a show on netflix because it'd be shorter than a movie; then watching the entire series in one sitting..

I wish I read as much as I used to. I love Harry Potter and am currently working (slowly) on the Casual Vacancy. I also enjoy Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Christopher Moore.

I'm addicted to sitcoms, particularly Community, Arrested Development, Cheers, Friends, Party Down, Freaks and Geeks, MASH, The Mary Tyler Moore Show..

l listen to a lot of music, usually stuff like Led Zeppelin, Wolf Parade, Talking Heads, Death Cab..

As far as movies go, my all-time favorites include Brick, Garden State, Clue, The Emperor's New Groove, Super 8, Mean Girls, and The Princess Bride.

-Milk
-Beer
-Coffee
-Cash
-Magazines
-Sweaters

Apparently, I really like beverages.

I don't really understand why certain foods have to restricted to certain times of the day. I like spaghetti for breakfast just as much as I like scrambled eggs for dinner. I had cookies for breakfast this morning... and not any of that cereal bullshit, legit chips-ahoy cookies.

I also spend way too much time and effort contemplating sitcoms, their progression, and their impact on American society.

You have absolutely no will to call me "baby" or "sweetheart."