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38 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jun 30
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Born in England, raised in California (since year 1), worked all over the country... landed in Austin!

I'm a guy that likes to make people laugh, even at my own expense. I know what I want and I try to go after it, but not at the expense of someone else. I put more stock into the little things (important dates, favorite color, movie, restaurant, perfume) than anything else.

I don't take things too seriously unless the situation absolutely calls for it. I like to look on the brighter/humorous side of things, even if that side is dark. If I can make you spit your drink out, I'd consider that a victory and I'd hold it over you until you did the same back to me... then test your high-five game.

Really, though, since it's so easy to write someone off because of something they wrote in their profile, it doesn't matter what I write. You either get the right vibe from what a person writes, or you don't.

All that being said, I can tell you a few truths. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I'm as loyal as they come, and I know what I don't want. I've been told I'm intense, hilarious, extreme, straightforward, silly, caring, honest, and everything in between. I suppose it's up to you to believe it, or find our for yourself. Right?

I also tend to use a lot of words when I don't need to.

Note: I had really old (and unflattering) pics up for a long time as sort of an experiment. Results were interesting to say the least. Anyway, finally decided to update them. Who knows if they are any better!
What I’m doing with my life
I get to be creative in my job... and I've been in the industry I'm in for a long time. I love what I do because it gives me a chance to be creative every day, to solve problems, to interact with people, argue... all that fun stuff.
I’m really good at
I'm good at making people laugh. I'm pretty good at easing the tension in uncomfortable situations. I'm definitely good at making people know that I care about them.

I'm also really good at procrastinating. Sometimes I'll be in the middle of something and
The first things people usually notice about me
Most people say it's my eyes. That feels strange to write, but it's what I've heard about most! A guy probably shouldn't say that, right? One second... lemme take a shirtless selfie real quick!

People also notice that I am very high-energy and typically pretty positive!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Last book I read was "The Road". I don't read as much as I should (and I realize that every time I sit down to read a new book!). Favorite Books? Hard to say... Neuromancer, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Difference Engine, Harold and the Purple Crayon. Anything by Dr Seuss or Bill Watterson for sure!

Movies: Leon, 5th Element, Goonies, Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, True Romance, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Se7en, Memento, City of God, Amelie, Alien, Aliens, Gladiator, My Sassy Girl, Memories of Murder, Failan, Jaws, How to Train Your Dragon, Lean on Me, GWTDT (original)... I could go on forever!

Shows: Parks & Rec, Shameless, Breaking Bad, Downton, Shameless, Workaholics, Fringe, Game of Thrones, Community, Mad Men, Castle, Firefly, Walking Dead, Always Sunny, Sherlock, Homeland, The Killing, Forbrydelsen, SOA, Justified... and the one show that everyone absolutely has to list on their OKC profile? You know it... and yes, I like it too.

Music is a tough one. I can typically find something in any genre that I appreciate. As for artists? MJ, Prince, Stevie Wonder, Curtis Mayfield, Bill Withers, Bjork, Florence & the Machine, Portishead, Maria Mena, A Fine Frenzy, Pat Benetar, Eurythmics, Queen, The Police, Def Leppard, Jurassic 5, Eminem, NWA, Wu-Tang (especially INS), Notorious BIG, Public Enemy, Orbital... I'm forgetting about 1,000,000...
The six things I could never do without
... people to make laugh.
... people that make me laugh.
... something to put creativity into.
... music.
... imagination.
... ellipses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I have a pretty active imagination and I jump around a lot. Could be anything from "what movies are coming out this week" to "I should travel somewhere this summer" to "Waffles... I like waffles... but are they better than pancakes?". If you asked me this in person, you'd probably never get the same answer.

Where I want to visit.
On a typical Friday night I am
... doing whatever comes up! I typically don't plan too far ahead, so if someone interesting comes up with something interesting, I'm all for it. Food, Alamo, talking about important stuff... talking about unimportant stuff. Sometimes I just like to stay home and do nothing as well!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I think I can sing. Not amazingly or anything... but decent enough to avoid having stuff thrown at me!

As for actually private things... if you are willing to ask me, I'm willing to tell you.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... if you think the little things are the most important things.

... if you don't take yourself too seriously.

... if you like doing something as much as doing nothing (with someone!)

... if you don't mind getting your hands dirty... but like getting cleaned up too!