I'm a guy that likes to make people laugh, even at my own expense. I know what I want and I try to go after it, but not at the expense of someone else. I put more stock into the little things (important dates, favorite color, movie, restaurant, perfume) than anything else.
I don't take things too seriously unless the situation absolutely calls for it. I like to look on the brighter/humorous side of things, even if that side is dark. If I can make you spit your drink out, I'd consider that a victory and I'd hold it over you until you did the same back to me... then test your high-five game.
Really, though, since it's so easy to write someone off because of something they wrote in their profile, it doesn't matter what I write. You either get the right vibe from what a person writes, or you don't.
All that being said, I can tell you a few truths. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I'm as loyal as they come, and I know what I don't want. I've been told I'm intense, hilarious, extreme, straightforward, silly, caring, honest, and everything in between. I suppose it's up to you to believe it, or find our for yourself. Right?
I also tend to use a lot of words when I don't need to.