I don't take things too seriously unless the situation absolutely calls for it. I like to look on the brighter/humorous side of things, even if that side is dark. If I can make you spit your drink out, I'd consider that a victory and I'd hold it over you until you did the same back to me... and then I'd surprise you with Primrose, because we are obviously made for each other.
Really, though, since it's so easy to write someone off because of something they wrote in their profile, it doesn't matter what I write. You either get the right vibe from what a person writes, or you don't... and that's nothing any of us can ever change.
All that being said, I can tell you a few truths. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I'm as loyal as they come, and I know what I don't want. I've been told I'm intense, hilarious, extreme, straightforward, silly, caring, honest, and everything in between. I suppose it's up to you to believe it, or find our for yourself. Right?
I also tend to use a lot of words when I don't need to!