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42 Menlo Park, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 35-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am quick to laugh, love adventures, and hope to learn something new, and possibly totally useless and random every day. I am a happy, independent, reasonably well-balanced, professional woman looking for a happy, well-balanced man with whom to share laughs, adventures, and stupid facts. And run-on sentences.... I hope to find a partner who is ready for a giving, fun-loving, warm relationship. I want to share the funny things that happen every day and am equally ready to dig in when the going gets rough.

I would much prefer to take your dog for a walk, get an ice cream, or something more 1950's. Although I do believe that all blind dates require alcohol, so maybe 1980's? I am interested in getting to know someone and let the dating part happen as it may.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am terrible at being a lazy couch sloth so most of my free time is spent moving (riding, running, hiking, the gym, yoga-ing) but I am not a psychotic exercising nut-job, despite it sounding like I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking. No shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sisters say it's my laugh (not a cackle, just enthusiastic).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I find I enjoy movies when I get around to watching them but I can watch a movie 3 times before I remember how it ends. Blessing and a curse, really.

I read more non-fiction or for professional development. I am a science nerd at heart so that is the direction I tend to lean. When I find a good story I'll finish a book in no time. When I don't love a story, it will take me 6 months to finish a book because I get too antsy to sit and read. I grew up in a family of readers but I was always outside begging someone to come out in the sun (gasp!) and play with me.

I can enjoy most music but hate real rap and feel that country is just silly most of the time. I would love to learn to play the guitar but have zero musical talent and haven't invested the time to develop any skill. I am an enthusiastic car singer, which can be unpleasant for my passengers, but it makes me happy.

I enjoy good food but if you want to discuss the nuances of the flavor profile of the sauce, I can't keep up. If you are the guy who sniffs the wine cork, I will leave the bar and never look back. I may take the bottle with me though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Human kindness. And my toothbrush.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that my "personality" section says I am notably less spiritual than average, which, I agree with. Yet, waay less sexual than average, which I will leave be other than to say, WTF? How does this algorithm work? Because, I'm just sayin'....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....there is no typical and I kind of like it that way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was on tinder for 11 days.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not too sensitive to sarcasm, yet are kind (primary trait), empathatic, a giver not a taker, smart, funny, active in some way, silly, hunky, don't post topless photos of yourself, do show teeth when you smile, are not a serial killer, and are not currently living with your mother. Seems like a totally reasonable list of qualifications to me :)