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reniciera

29 F Citrus Heights, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm pretty shy and awkward but know how to laugh at myself and move on. I want to meet good people and ultimately the one that is for me. If you are intimidated by large blocks of text, well, so long!

I am conscious, loving, and unabashedly weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved back to my homeland of California after living in Colorado for four years. I love and miss Colorado, but Cali ain't so bad. I'm finally back in school and really happy about it. My long term goal is to be an art teacher, though I'd be happy teaching a wide variety of subjects- English, History, Cooking, etc., or in many different careers. Art is tied in with my philosophy that self-expression is intrinsic to one's happiness. I enjoy using big words, not to stroke my ego but for the pure love of language. I'm unconsciously alliterative. I feel strongly about the essay "Whatever Makes Me Feel Big" by J. Frank Dobie. Google it, read it, let's discuss. "Not all hard truths are beautiful, but beauty is truth. It incorporates love and is incorporated by love. It is the goal of all great art. Its presence everywhere makes it free to all. It is not so abstract as justice, but beauty and intellectual freedom and justice, all incorporating truth and goodness, are constant sustainers to my mind and spirit."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, talking (sometimes), cooking, rambling on, making drinks and basically anything, looking innocent while making smart-ass and sometimes lewd comments, procrastinating (extraordinarily good at this one), ignoring my alarm clock, sleeping, hitting snooze, sleeping more, being late, typing, living, laughing, loving, making cliches, customer service, compulsively organizing, mindfully messifying, untying knots, navigating, taking pictures, staring at the wall. Mario, Zelda, Tetris, puzzles and such. Making candy, scooping ice cream. Making awesome things out of various unexciting things. Sewing, baking, hemp weaving, decorating. Neglecting my poor guitar. Singing? Probably not but it feels good.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Why is that sad, lonely woman laughing at the cat antlers in the middle of Target?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cold Mountain, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Aviator, Austin Powers, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, So I Married An Axe Murderer ("Look at the size of that boy's head!")The Graduate, Singin' In The Rain, 1776, White Christmas, Breakfast At Tiffanys. Star Wars IV-VI. Anchorman, Knocked Up, Superbad and Juno. WALL-E. Amelie, Atonement, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Jerk, The Holiday, Young Frankenstein. Away We Go, Fantastic Mr. Fox. The King's Speech, Bridesmaids, Super 8, Midnight in Paris, The Adjustment Bureau, The Muppets, The Descendants.

Jack Johnson, Matt Costa, Cahalen David Morrison(look him up!), Led Zeppelin, Sublime, Rage Against the Machine, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, CAKE, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, The Doors, The Violent Femmes, Alison Krauss and Union Station, Slim Cessna's Auto Club. Duffy, Etta James, Howlin' Wolf, The Shins, Death Cab for Cutie (sometimes), Zee Avi, Rogrigo y Gabriela. The Haunted Windchimes(look them up, too)!

Harry Potter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Shakespeare. Mythology, poetry, philosophy. Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series. T.S. Eliot. I'm in the middle of the Lord of the Rings trilogy but keep walking away for years at a time. Pride and Prejudice. Yes, I am a sucker for romance- but look! ^I read tough stuff like Stephen King, too! Hotdamn, I'm balanced! No Reservations by Anthony Bourdain. I enjoyed Eat, Pray, Love. My Uncle Oswald by Roald Dahl, Jane Eyre, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. I love Michael Pollan and need to actually read his books.

I'll try just about any kind of food, and love trying new flavors. Cooking makes me happy, especially new and exciting dishes! Or whatever's in the fridge that's about to turn. Most people who eat my food tell me I should be a chef. I also make really good humble pie. I was head cook in a candy store for a while so I know how to make old-timey fudge and dip caramel apples two at a time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would never want to go without good people, delicious food, revelry, deep thought, ridiculously good music and love (in the universal sense).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing, why I'm doing it and what I'm going to do. Also what I've done and how I can do more things and better. The meaning of everything and nothing. Whatever art assignments I should be working on plus the myriad of other ideas that come up when I don't have time for them. What's for dinner? Life's dualities. I love bowls and blankets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. Beer, Beards, The Buddha. What? Basically everything all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm happy doing whatever, whether it's sitting on the couch watching a movie, getting dolled up to go out, finding random delicious food, building up a campfire out where I can see the stars, riding bikes around, finding scrumptious beer, seeing a show, going on an adventure - basically anywhere that isn't obnoxiously loud or vapid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am inflicted with that special gift they call "procrastination" so please don't be offended by any delays in reply on my part. Also, farting in the bathtub makes me laugh. The above alliterative mentioning of Battlestar Galactica is a quote from The Office. Sorry fellas, I've never seen the show-- but wait, an update! I finally watched and (wait for it) finished the entire series in an embarrassingly short amount of time. Yes, it was excellent. Now for Doctor Who! ... Aaaaand now I'm up to date on the Doctor's doings. Bow ties are cool. Now I'm concentrating on It's Always Sunny so I can feel like a really great person.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are reasonably sure you don't fall under the category of
ignoramus, creepy in a bad way, asshole, or old fart, or if any of
those terms offend your delicate sensibilities, or if you'd like to
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and you can't be bothered with the Google button, keep on looking buddy.

"Chance is powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish."