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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:53pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Above all else I try to be open minded and objective, simply because I think that those are the most powerful mindsets available. My philosophy in life about the preferences of other people is as long as they're not hurting anyone I'm either going to help them or get out of their way. I'm an extraordinarily polite, kind and friendly gent. I'm also pretty fucking smart. My two most encompassing loves are intelligence and vulgarity.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and if you agree then we'll probably get along VERY well:

This video also makes me smile EVERY SINGLE TIME I watch it:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a corporate executive that manages the operations and finances of 3 different companies. I'm both the COO and CFO of a healthy snack delivery company, a natural personal care product company and a medical marijuana company

In my time off I cook, exercise, read, visit local cultural attractions, try restaurants/bars, golf, shop, watch tv/movies/internet videos and continue developing my plan for our world domination.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, empathizing, sympathizing, communicating, golf, remembering most things, research, analysis, being deliberate, being diligent, being aggressive, being patient, not wasting time, wasting time, reading, blending drinks, cooking, placing restaurant/bar orders, using technology, loading my Netflix queue, dancing badly to Pandora in my apartment, laughing, being creative, seeing things differently than most people, listening, problem solving, public speaking, racquetball, exercising, anything requiring coordination, dressing, shopping, decorating, relaxing, smiling, making myself laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Fred Savage. Then when I talk that I have a deep voice. Seriously, I sound like a large mature black man and have been told countless times that I should do radio.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many!
First that come to mind are:

Books: Catch 22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, How I Play Golf (by Tiger Woods), The End of Illness, Practical Paleo, Eat the Yolks, Salted, beautiful coffee table books (I have a lot of them)

Movies: The Usual Suspects, 300, O Brother Where Art Thou, Die Hard, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, Hero, Casino Royale, Anchorman, Land of the Lost, The Other Guys, Get him to the Greek, Project X, Grumpy Old Men, Inception, Mean Girls, Dogma, The Descendants, Brewster's Millions, Kick Ass, Troy, Super Troopers, 16 Blocks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Due Date, Tin Cup, Groundhog Day, Rocky...I know these are old but they're what comes to mind.

TV: @midnight, Curb, Louis, Archer, Always Sunny, Tosh, The Walking Dead, Planet Earth, Life, Ken Burns documentaries, The Golf Channel, HBO, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, ESPN, Colbert, South Park, PBS, Repo Games, Inside the NFL, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Jeff Ross Roasts America

Music: Jack Johnson, Bill Withers, Miles Davis, Sublime, Eminem's non furious music, Kanye, Kid Cudi, B.o.B., Shwayze, Dr. Dre, DJ Quik, Tupac, Jurassic 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Rachmaninov, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, The Soggy Bottom Boys

Food: I'm on the paleo diet, and love it. I still eat food from any and every culture, always seeking out variety. I realize the vagueness of the following, but I enjoy meats, fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, chocolate, sorbet, hot sauces, mustards, olive oil, juice, tea, kombucha, lemonade, water, mango coconut water, red wine, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, rum, vodka, IPA's, etc...

Why doesn't this ask about favorite art?
Art: Paintings over sculptures. Impressionism is my favorite style, Van Gogh is my favorite by not very much over Monet, and I also love Salvador Dali's unique awesomeness
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from actual necessities, I'd feel most deprived without:
1) My incredible mattress/bedding/pillows
2) Marijuana
3) My electronics
4) My sunglasses
5) Golf with my brother and/or friends
6) You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, Golf, health (exercise/nutrition), my to do list, if sweating from eating something too spicy counts as doing cardio
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing and/or partying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the reflexes of a jungle ninja cat. That's why Morpheus thought I was The One before he found Neo.
You should message me if
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One or more of the following is true:
-You think we'd get along
-You are kind of like Sally from Shwayze's song "Sally is a"
-You'd like me to tell you which came first, the chicken or egg
-You want to buy delicious healthy snacks, amazing personal care products or incredible marijuana infused products
-You want to go golfing or learn how to play golf, miniature or full
-You don't have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia