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renreLmaS

29 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Feb 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Above all else I try to be open minded and objective. I think those are the most powerful mindsets available to people. My philosophy in life about the preferences of other people is as long as they're not hurting anyone I'm either going to help them or get out of their way. I'm an extraordinarily polite, kind and friendly gent. I'm also pretty fucking smart. My two most encompassing loves are intelligence and vulgarity.

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, and if you agree then we'll probably get along VERY well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsaxdzyAQ
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the Chief Operations Officer of a startup called Healthy Surprise. Check us out. If you like delicious healthy snacks then you'll think what we do is very cool.

This video makes me laugh every time because it's kind of about what I do and is just funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvpzK8_PDE
I’m really good at
Thinking, empathizing, communicating, golf, remembering most things, research, analysis, being deliberate, being diligent, being aggressive, being patient, not wasting time, wasting time, blending drinks, "pseudocooking", placing restaurant/bar orders, using technology, loading my Netflix queue, dancing badly to Pandora in my room, laughing, being creative, seeing things differently than most people, listening, problem solving, public speaking, racquetball, exercising, anything requiring coordination, dressing, shopping, decorating, relaxing, smiling, making myself laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. Then when I talk that I have a deep voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many!
First that come to mind are:

Books: Catch 22, A Confederacy of Dunces, Ender's Game, How I Play Golf (by Tiger Woods), The End of Illness

Movies: The Usual Suspects, 300, O Brother Where Art Thou, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, Hero, Casino Royale, Anchorman, Land of the Lost, The Other Guys, Get him to the Greek, Project X, Grumpy Old Men, Inception, Mean Girls, Dogma, The Descendants, Brewster's Millions, Kick Ass, Troy, Super Troopers, 16 Blocks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Due Date, Tin Cup, Groundhog Day, Rocky

TV: Curb, Louis, Archer, Always Sunny, Tosh, The Walking Dead, Planet Earth, Life, Ken Burns documentaries, The Golf Channel, HBO, The History Channel, Discovery Channel, ESPN, Daily Show, Colbert, South Park, PBS, Repo Games, Inside the NFL, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Jeff Ross Roasts America

Music: Jack Johnson, Sublime, Eminem, Kanye, Kid Cudi, Shwayze, Dr. Dre, DJ Quik, Tupac, Jurassic 5, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Miles Davis, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, Rachmaninov, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, The Soggy Bottom Boys

Food: Food from any and every culture. I realize the vagueness of the following, but I enjoy meats, fruits, vegetables, whole grains, nuts, seeds, chocolate, froyo or sorbet, most other sweets, hot sauces, mustards, olive oil, juice, tea, lemonade, water, gatorade, mango coconut water, red wine, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, rum, vodka, IPA's, etc...

Why doesn't this ask about favorite art?
Art: Paintings over sculptures. Impressionism is my favorite style, Van Gogh is my favorite except for Salvador Dali's unique awesomeness
The six things I could never do without
Aside from actual necessities, I'd feel most deprived without:
1) My incredible mattress/bedding/pillows
2) My rumble roller
3) My electronics
4) My sunglasses
5) Golf with my brother and/or friends
6) You?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Golf, health (exercise/nutrition), to do list, why I've never seen breaded bacon, if sweating from eating something too spicy counts as doing cardio
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing and/or partying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the reflexes of a jungle ninja cat. That's why Morpheus thought I was The One before he found Neo.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
One or more of the following is true:
-You think we'd get along
-You are kind of like Sally from Shwayze's song "Sally is"
-You'd like me to tell you which came first, the chicken or egg
-You want to buy delicious healthy snacks
-You want to go golfing or learn how to play golf
-You don't have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia