I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as
a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy
anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or
processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know,
as a career, I don't want to do that.
What I’m doing with my life
Making a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do
and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a
killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but
you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a
notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a
tape... in my head... for you. Full of stuff you like. Full of
stuff that makes you happy. For the first time I can sort of see
how that is done.
I’m really good at
How does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in
his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs
out with the musical moron twins...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm intellectual and stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not
the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness
of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've
understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I
have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's
autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.
The six things I could never do without
• Carly Simon
• Carole King
• James Taylor
• Cat Stevens
• Elton John
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer space. From the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear
that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why,
during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to
sending up a man and a woman... together.
A cosmic 'Adam and Eve,' if you will. Bound together by fate,
situated on the most powerful rocket yet known to man. It's giant
thrusters blasting them into the dark void, as they hurtle towards
their final destination: the gushing wellspring of life itself!
On a typical Friday night I am
I have a theory about this. Everyone in the city is having sex at
the exact same time... except for us. But we will press on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
She did not see my A game!
You should message me if
You're a sure thing.