"When people on OKCupid say they want a 'partner in crime' I think that just means someone to enable their low-level alcoholism." —a friend
favorite thing seen on okc lately: "i am easy to get alone with."
I recognize that I am male, but i like to think of myself as pretty high-functioning. once, like cat power, i wanted to be the greatest. now, i just have occasional delusions of adequacy. i can follow a recipe. i know that, as the old hymn says, god's not finished with me yet, but i have occasionally been told, "don't go changing." i'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. i might have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night. i will make a great dad one day. or at least a great dog dad. i am an effing maniac for kids and dogs. (though, don't get me wrong, i'm not necessarily trying to spawn any children, like, tomorrow. much less father a dog.)