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33 Coventry, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
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Demisexual, Straight
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA - I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I had stalkers on here years ago, so don't want to use my real location.

I don't like to physically talk to people, unless I'm close friends with them. I have trust issues and am prone to fits of jealousy. I've also had depression for about 7 years now, and social anxiety since I was a kid. Not the stereotypical ''geek'', ''gamer girl'', or ''nice, quiet girl'' - I get a lot of messages from people that assume I am.

I'm not religious or anti-religious. I'm atheist, but love Christmas and other holidays. I'm neither liberal or conservative. I'm about 99% misanthropic and (jokingly...?) pessimistic, racist, and sexist against almost everyone/everything.

I'm heteroromantic demisexual, so I don't become romantically attached to people easily, if at all. I've never dated, and don't want to date. I don't practice/support promiscuity, infidelity, or poly-whatever. I hate male and female sluts. I believe in one love & monogamy. I don't flirt or respond to flirting, but if I like you a lot, I'll stalk you (+ everyone you know) online.

I'm attracted to - eccentric, dominant, brave, childish, imaginative, and honest ... also, I like blue eyes.

I'm not attracted to - average, uptight, flirty, submissive, narcissistic, or fickle ... and I hate most facial hair (unless you're William Riker.)

Strength = 5
Perception = 9
Endurance = 7
Charisma = 3
Intelligence = 8
Agility = 6
Luck = 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Also, I'm a freelance website/graphic designer. Been at it for about 11 years now and I'm still not very good. Oh well.

cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, studying, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, anime, toys, action figures, collectibles, history, jigsaw puzzles, mind puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Awkward, unnerving silence.
- Annoying my family and friends.
- Frightening small children.
- Accidentally breaking things.
- Solving & causing computer-related problems.
- Flipping people off while pretending to scratch my nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me. I'm usually hiding behind something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Green Mile

Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein, H. P. Lovecraft, J. R. R. Tolkien

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, Back to the Future, The Neverending Story, The Naked Gun, Spaceballs

Horror Movies:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Puppet Master, Gremlins, The Thing 1982, House of 1000 Corpses, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

Musical Movies:
The Blues Brothers, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, The Muppet Movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Comic Book Movies:
Batman, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990, Superman, Spider-Man 2

TV Shows:
South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Arrested Development, The Kids In The Hall, Chappelle's Show, The Twilight Zone

British Comedies:
Father Ted, IT Crowd, Bottom, Black Books, Red Dwarf, The League Of Gentlemen

Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Kristen Schaal, George Carlin

Anime/Manga Series:
The Slayers, Tenchi Muyo, Dragon Ball Z, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

YouTube Channels:
Cinemassacre, boogie2988, Black Nerd Comedy, Markiplier, Jim Sterling, Grand Illusions

Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Alice in Chains, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Rob Zombie

Frankie Valli, Elvis Presley, Freddie Mercury, Sam Cooke, Layne Staley, Dusty Springfield, Levi Stubbs

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Everybody's Better
Frankie Valli - Grease
Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere
Alice in Chains - No Excuses
The Monkees - Daydream Believer

Snow Cones, Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Soda, Peanut Butter

Video Games:
Dragon Age Origins, Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Baldur's Gate 2, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Bust a Groove 2

Video Game Series:
The Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Super Mario Bros, Harvest Moon, The Legend of Zelda, The Sims

Misc favorites:
Stooge - Shemp
Marx Brother - Groucho
Color - Crimson
Guitar Chord - B
Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill
Will Smith Song - Men in Black
Kid in the Hall - Scott
Prime Number - 383
Pokemon - Pikachu
Letter of the Alphabet - M
Time of Day - 11:11pm
Spice Girl - Posh
Ninja Turtle - Donatello
Mass Effect Class - Adept

Things I Don't Like (that people seem to assume I do):
MOBA Games, Facebook Games, Most New Anime Series, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Japanese Horror Films, Harry Potter, Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series, The word ''eclectic''
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Still me.
- Harassing and/or verbally abusing ShyGuy_uk.
- Staring at the wall until I get sleepy.
- Watching my Sims accidentally set themselves on fire.
- Purposely setting my Sims on fire.
- Browsing torrents, Youtube or Twitter.
- Taking a walk around the neighborhood, while trying to avoid getting shot at.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love video games, comic book stuff, 80's/90's comedy films, cats, dogs, horror stuff + know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere.

I don't message people first, or browse profiles very often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.

My message filter is set to block anyone with less than 70% match with me.