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rescuepanda

32 Coventry, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA - I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I had stalkers on here with my old account, so don't want to use my real location.

Socializing with people has always been difficult for me, as I don't like to physically talk much. I also don't like most people, and am about 99% misanthropic. I have a lot of flaws and bad habits. Trust issues about people lying to me, constantly. Depression for about 6 years now, and social anxiety since I was a kid. I also get panic attacks if I'm in a crowd of people for too long.

I don't go out much - partly because of my social anxiety, partly because I don't have any friends that live close by, and partly because I just can't be bothered.

I'm not religious or anti-religious. I'm atheist, but love Christmas and other holidays.

I'm heteroromantic demisexual - I've never dated, and don't want to date. I want to go from friend -> close friend -> soul mate with someone - which will be difficult, as I don't become romantically attached to people easily. I don't practice/support promiscuity, infidelity, or poly-whatever. I believe in one love, marriage, & monogamy. I also don't flirt or respond to flirting.

Hope to eventually find someone who would enjoy playing Mario Kart for 5 hours straight, going to a toy shop and rearranging all the stuffed animals into dirty poses, and building castles out of mashed potatoes - things that seem stupid and childish to normal people.

Mainly looking for more friends on here. Male, female, or other - straight, gay, bi, whatever - as long as you love either video games or horror films; preferably both.

Strength = 5
Perception = 9
Endurance = 7
Charisma = 3
Intelligence = 8
Agility = 6
Luck = 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Plotting.

Also, I'm a freelance website/graphic designer. Been at it for about 11 years now and I'm still not very good. Oh well.

Interests:
cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, studying, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, anime, toys, action figures, collectibles, history, jigsaw puzzles, mind puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Awkward, unnerving silence.
- Annoying my family and friends.
- Frightening small children.
- Accidentally breaking things.
- Solving & causing computer-related problems.
- Flipping people off while pretending to scratch my nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me. I'm usually hiding behind something.
Ninja-like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Green Mile

Authors:
Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein, H. P. Lovecraft, J. R. R. Tolkien

Movies:
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, Back to the Future, The Neverending Story, The Naked Gun, Spaceballs

Horror Movies:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Puppet Master, Gremlins, The Thing 1982, House of 1000 Corpses, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

Musical Movies:
The Blues Brothers, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, The Muppet Movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Comic Book Movies:
Batman, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990, Superman, Spider-Man 2

TV Shows:
South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Arrested Development, The Kids In The Hall, Chappelle's Show, The Twilight Zone

British Comedies:
Father Ted, IT Crowd, Bottom, Black Books, Red Dwarf, The League Of Gentlemen

Comedians:
Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Ellen Degeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Kristen Schaal, George Carlin

Anime/Manga Series:
The Slayers, Tenchi Muyo, Dragon Ball Z, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

Musicians:
Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Alice in Chains, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Rob Zombie

Singers:
Frankie Valli, Elvis Presley, Freddie Mercury, Sam Cooke, Layne Staley, Michael Jackson

Songs:
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Everybody's Better
Frankie Valli - Grease
Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere
Alice in Chains - No Excuses
The Monkees - Daydream Believer

Food:
Snow Cones, Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Soda, Peanut Butter

Video Games:
Dragon Age Origins, Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Baldur's Gate 2, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Bust a Groove 2

Video Game Series:
The Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Super Mario Bros, Harvest Moon, The Legend of Zelda, The Sims

Misc favorites:
Stooge - Shemp
Marx Brother - Groucho
Color - Crimson
Guitar Chord - B
Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill
Will Smith Song - Men in Black
Kid in the Hall - Scott
Prime Number - 383
Pokemon - Pikachu
Letter of the Alphabet - M
Time of Day - 11:11pm
Spice Girl - Posh
Ninja Turtle - Donatello
Mass Effect Class - Adept

Things I Don't Like (that people seem to assume I do):
Facebook Games, Most New Anime Series, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Japanese Horror Films, Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Still me.
- Harassing and/or verbally abusing ShyGuy_uk.
- Staring at the wall until I get sleepy.
- Watching my Sims accidentally set themselves on fire.
- Purposely setting my Sims on fire.
- Browsing torrents.

...seriously though, I'm usually just playing video games and eating Cheetos :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love video games, comic book stuff, 80's/90's comedy films, cats, horror stuff + know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere.

I look through a lot of profiles on here, but never message people first - it's that whole ''social anxiety'' thing ... coupled with the whole ''misanthropist'' thing.