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32 F Coventry, UK

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:26pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not in the U.K., I'm in the U.S.A. - I don't like it here, but I probably wouldn't like it over there either, as I just don't particularly like the world, in general. I just picked Coventry because that's where my friend lives. :P I'm on here because I found the only 2 friends I've ever had on here, thought I'd try for one or two more.

I have a lot of social problems, so socializing with people has always been difficult for me. I don't like most people and am about 99% misanthropic. I have a lot of flaws, bad habits & emotional issues. Trust issues about people lying to me, constantly. Clinical depression, for about 6 years now, and I'll probably always have it. It's been worse since the death of my father last year. I've also had bad social anxiety since I was a kid, around 4-5 years old. I get panic attacks if I'm in a crowd of people for too long.

Some days are better than others.

I don't like normal people, they're boring. I take care of my responsibilities, but I prefer to only act like an ''adult'' when absolutely necessary . I'm hoping to find someone that I can throw food off the top of a Ferris wheel with. Someone who would enjoy playing Mario Kart for 5 hours straight, going to a toy shop and rearranging all the stuffed animals into dirty poses, and building castles out of mashed potatoes - things that seem stupid and childish to normal people.

I'm half-redneck, and am semi-proud of that. I don't go out much, partly because of my social anxiety, and partly because I can't be bothered. I don't like fancy parties, expensive clothes, or any kind of high-end snob stuff. I dress in horror and game t-shirts, lounge around most of the day, work online, play with my pets, talk to my family, cook/eat, watch silly stuff, and play video games. I don't ''do'' a lot, and I don't want to.

I'm not religious or anti-religious. I believe what I want, and don't care what other people believe, as long as they aren't forcing it on me. As for romance, I'm heteroromantic demisexual. I've never been loved romantically, never dated, and don't want to date. I just want to go from friend > close friend > soul mate with someone. Will probably never happen, but ya never know.

I don't practice/support promiscuity, infidelity, polyamory, polygamy, poly-whateverthefuckyouwannacallit. I believe in true love, marriage, & monogamy. I'm hoping to find a person that will totally accept & appreciate me, despite the fact that I'm so fucked up. Preferably a male. The only person that totally accepts me right now is female. Go figure.

Strength = 5
Perception = 9
Endurance = 7
Charisma = 3
Intelligence = 8
Agility = 6
Luck = 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Some days, I try to improve my life and do stuff that makes me happy. But most days I just try to get through without killing myself.
Also, I'm a freelance website/graphic designer. Been at it for about 11 years now and I'm still not very good. Oh well.

cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, studying, occult, comics, video editing, web design, javascript, flash, scripting, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, anime, toys, action figures, collectibles, history, jigsaw puzzles, mind puzzles, riddles, linguistics, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me. I'm usually hiding behind something. Ninja-like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Let the Right One In, Ghost story, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, Swan Song, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crime and Punishment, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Frankenstein, If Chins Could Kill, Clive Barker's Books of Blood, The Illustrated Man, The Green Mile, Salem's Lot, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Animal Farm, The Turn of the Screw, Horror, Computer manuals, Kids stuff, Fantasy, Sci-fi, History

Marx Bros, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Wizard of Oz, Heavenly Creatures, Clerks, Die Hard, UHF, Harvey, Back to the Future, The Neverending Story, Star Wars, Labyrinth, Aliens, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Stand By Me, Goodfellas, The Adventures of Priscilla, The Avengers, Batman, The Naked Gun, Airplane, Spaceballs, The Muppet Christmas Carol, A Christmas Story, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Dredd, The Princess Bride, Drop Dead Fred, The Wizard, District 9, It's A Wonderful Life, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Breakfast on Pluto, Dick Tracy, Jay & Silent bob Strike Back, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Serenity, Kung Pow, Shaolin Soccer, Puppet Master, Braindead, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Gremlins, The Thing, Shaun of the Dead, Suspiria, The Gate, They Live, House of 1000 Corpses, The Return of the Living Dead, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Devil's Rejects, American Psycho, The Monster Squad, Dog Soldiers, Creepshow, Attack The Block, Hobo with a Shotgun, Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, My Bloody Valentine, Tenebre, Phenomena, Demons, Critters, Ghoulies, Dolls, Profondo rosso, Demon Knight, Planet Terror, Night of the Creeps, Sleepaway Camp, Bad Taste, Ravenous, Severance, The Blob, Hellraiser, An American Werewolf in London, Mosquito, Phantasm, Dellamorte Dellamore, House, Night of the Living Dead, The Beyond, Let the Right One In, 28 Days Later, The Descent, Pet Sematary, Graveyard Shift, Child's Play, Trick 'r Treat, The Omen, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Basket Case, Theater of Blood, Blood Diner, Leprechaun, Troll

South Park, Father Ted, Tales from the Crypt, The X-Files, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Kids In The Hall, Chappelle's Show, Spaced, Modern Family, Black Books, Bottom, Tales from the Darkside, Mr Bean, Fargo, The Young Ones, Man v. Food, Little Britain, Adventure Time, Ren & Stimpy, Firefly, Psychoville, Wings, Star Trek TNG, Red Dwarf, The League of Gentlemen, The IT Crowd, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Millennium, First Wave, Farscape, Vicar Of Dibley, Full House, Mr. Belvedere, The Twilight Zone, The Simpsons, The Golden Girls, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Waltons, Ranma 1/2, The Slayers, Tenchi Muyo, Comedies, Horror, Sci-fi, Cooking, 90's sitcoms, 80's/90's Cartoons, Travel Shows, Old anime series

Oldies ( 1930's-70's ), Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Alice in Chains, Primus, hide, Buddy Holly, Dion DiMucci, CCR, Bee Gees, Soundgarden, STP, Roy Orbison, Frankie Valli, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Nirvana, Tomoyasu Hotei, Queen, David Bowie, Rob Zombie, Adele, Malice Mizer, Billy Idol, L'Arc-en-Ciel, Jamiroquai, Billy Joel, Gilbert O' Sullivan, Johnny Maestro, Cliff Richard, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Rammstein, KMFDM, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Rock & Roll, Doo-wop, Ska, Rock, Metal, Punk, Old Hip-Hop, Some Rap, Old Country, 80's Music, 90's Grunge & Alternative, Some J-Rock & Visual kei

Snow Cones, Chocolate, Pizza, Spinach, Baked Goods, Cotton Candy, Sweet Peas, Coleslaw, Black Tea

Video Games:
Dragon Age, Silent Hill, Suikoden, Fallout, Mass Effect, Mortal Kombat, The Elder Scrolls, Baldur's Gate, SPF2T, Super Mario Bros, Arcanum, GTA V, Rune Factory, Fable, Harvest Moon, The Legend of Zelda, Dead Rising, Resident Evil, The Stick of Truth, Lost Odyssey, Star Wars KotOR, Hotline Miami, Portal, GTA Vice City, Pro Evolution Soccer, Tales of series, The Sims, Deus Ex, Bust A Move, Borderlands, Payday, Sonic Racing, The Walking Dead, SSX, Torchlight, Avernum, Princess Maker, Fire Emblem, Wild ARMs, Vandal Hearts, Tropico, LittleBigPlanet, Theme Hospital, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Rayman, Unreal Tournament, Final Fantasy, Diablo, Virtua Fighter, Killer Instinct 2, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Dragon Quest, Saints Row, Chrono Cross, Castlevania, Time Crisis, Virtua Cop, Daytona USA, Ridge Racer, Pokemon, Bionic Commando, Sonic the Hedgehog, Shining Force, Crazy Taxi, Gran Turismo, Metal Gear Solid, Breath of Fire, Ultima, Planescape Torment, Icewind Dale, Wizardry, Myst, The Longest Journey, Sega Rally, Neverwinter Nights, Gothic, Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The past.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the film Alien from L.A.
You should message me if
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You love video games, comic book stuff, 80's/90's comedy films, cats, being alone 95% of the time + know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere.

I usually don't message people first :/ I found out a long time ago that rejection and depression don't go well together.

I've gotten hundreds of messages on here the past 2 years, and most of you people are either incredibly boring, idiotic, or both :D Usually both.