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33 Coventry, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:36pm
Demisexual, Straight
Hispanic / Latin, White
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Not at all
High school
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA - I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I had stalkers on here years ago, so don't want to use my real location.

I Am:
- Neither liberal or conservative.
- Not religious or anti-religious.
- Atheist, but love Christmas and other holidays.
- About 99% misanthropic.
- Heteroromantic demisexual.

I Don't:
- Like to physically talk to people, unless I'm close friends with them.
- Become romantically attached to people easily, if at all.
- Practice/support promiscuity, infidelity, or poly-whatever.
- Flirt or respond to flirting.

I Have:
- Trust issues & am prone to fits of jealousy.
- Had depression for years now, & social anxiety since I was a kid.
- Never dated, and don't want to date.

Chaotic Neutral / Renegade / Arcane Warrior / Witch Doctor

Strength: 5
Perception: 9
Endurance: 7
Charisma: 3
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 6
Luck: 2
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Also, I'm a freelance website/graphic designer. Been at it for about 11 years now and I'm still not very good. Oh well.

Thinking about switching careers to either PC repair or something pet-related.

cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, serial killers, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, toys, action figures, collectibles, puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Awkward, unnerving silence.
- Annoying my family and friends.
- Frightening small children.
- Accidentally breaking things.
- Solving & causing computer-related problems.
- Flipping people off while pretending to scratch my nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me. I'm usually hiding behind something.

3/4 of the people that "know" me say I'm surprisingly friendly, kind, & supportive, for someone that claims to hate people. Take what you will from that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
First - Things I Don't Like (that people seem to assume I do): MOBA Games, Facebook Games, Most New Anime Series, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Japanese Horror Films, Harry Potter, Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series, The word ''eclectic'', :) <- That fucking smiley

Books: I prefer horror and/or fantasy, as far as fiction goes. I read more non-fiction nowadays though.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Hobbit, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Green Mile

· Authors: Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, Shel Silverstein, H. P. Lovecraft, J. R. R. Tolkien

Movies: I'll watch any genre, except romance. I love all types of horror and b-movies, except most Asian ones.
· General: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, Back to the Future, The Neverending Story, The Naked Gun, Spaceballs

· Horror Movies: Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Puppet Master, Gremlins, The Thing 1982, House of 1000 Corpses, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

· Musical Movies: The Blues Brothers, Little Shop of Horrors, Grease, The Muppet Movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

· Comic Book Movies: Batman, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Avengers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990, Superman, Spider-Man 2

TV Shows: I don't watch a lot of new tv shows, because most of them are poorly written and predictable. I like a lot of old comedy and horror/sci-fi shows.
South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Arrested Development, The Kids In The Hall, Chappelle's Show, The Twilight Zone, Parks and Recreation

· British Comedies: My older sister made me watch stuff like Monty Python and BlackAdder when I was a kid, so I watch a lot of British shit.
Father Ted, IT Crowd, Bottom, Black Books, Red Dwarf, The League Of Gentlemen

Comedians: It's difficult for me to go 24 hours without quoting Carlin or Chappelle.
George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Joan Rivers, Rodney Dangerfield, Dara O'Briain, Bill Hicks

Anime/Manga Series: I don't watch much new anime anymore. I do revisit old favorites every now and then, but not often. I'm a former-weeaboo - them days are in the past.
The Slayers, Tenchi Muyo, Dragon Ball Z, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

YouTube Channels: I mostly watch video game and tech stuff. I also listen to ASMR videos. They help me calm down and prevent panic attacks at night.
Cinemassacre, boogie2988, Black Nerd Comedy, Markiplier, Jim Sterling, Grand Illusions, LinusTechTips, Rob Dyke

Music: I like a bit of everything, but prefer 80's music, 90's Rock and oldies - I couldn't live without Motown and Doo-wop.

· Musicians: Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Rob Zombie

· Singers: Frankie Valli, Freddie Mercury, Sam Cooke, Layne Staley, Dusty Springfield, Levi Stubbs, Roy Orbison, Marvin Gaye

· Songs: Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Everybody's Better, Frankie Valli - Grease, Talking Heads - Road To Nowhere, Alice in Chains - No Excuses, The Monkees - Daydream Believer

Food: I try to eat healthy. Try, and usually fail, but still...
Snow Cones, Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Soda, Peanut Butter, Spinach, Various Dead Animals

Video Games:
I'll play almost any single-player game once, but prefer RPGs and story-driven games. Not a fan of multiplayer games, but do like co-op with friends.
Dragon Age Origins, Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Baldur's Gate 2, Grand Theft Auto Vice City, Vandal Hearts, Bust a Groove 2

· Video Game Series: The Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Fallout, Super Mario Bros, Harvest Moon, The Legend of Zelda, The Sims, Borderlands

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx Brother - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter of the Alphabet - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice Girl - Posh, Ninja Turtle - Donatello, Mass Effect Class - Adept
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Asthma medicine.
Video games.
My misery.
cartoonandpizza + a few other people that help keep me sane... ish.

Also, people do count as things. Fuck all you pedantic cunts that think otherwise.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- Still me.
- Staring at the wall until I get sleepy.
- Watching my Sims accidentally set themselves on fire.
- Purposely setting my Sims on fire.
- Browsing torrents, Youtube or Twitter.
- Taking a walk around the neighborhood, while trying to avoid getting shot at.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.

I have nearly 1500 "Likes" on here, but can't view them, because I'm not stupid and/or desperate enough to pay for an A-list subscription.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to be friends, you must love video games, & know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere. I get along best with hermits, loners, schizos, outcasts, and fellow misanthropes.

I don't message people first, or browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.

My message filter is set to block anyone with less than 70% match with me.

For "more than a friend", I'm extremely picky. Here are my rules.

You Must:
- Not have any ''close'' female friends.
- Find all kinds of jokes funny, offensive or not.
- Not drink alcohol often, or at all.
- Be willing to bother me.
- Be willing to leave me alone.
- Not be overly-timid or too shy.
- Not be too sexual / "More Sex-driven" / "More Sexperienced".
- Not be a pedo.
- Not be a druggie.
- Not be completely obsessed with anime or Japan.
- Love B-movies, and cheesy cinema.
- Love horror films and old horror tv series.
- Love dogs and cats.
- Not be a vegan, a hipster, a vegan-hipster, or a SJW.
- Not be overly religious or anti-religious.
- Love many different genres of video games, on all consoles + PC.
- Love Nintendo the most.
- Have large / pretty eyes O_o
- Not consider yourself poly, gender fluid, or any of that pretentious bullshit.