rescuepanda
33 Coventry, UK
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My self-summary
I'm not in the UK, I'm in the USA - I just picked Coventry because that's where one of my best friends lives. I had stalkers on here years ago, so don't want to use my real location.

I'm not a liberal or a conservative, religious or anti-religious. Am atheist but enjoy Christmas and other holidays. Misanthrope, existential nihilist, video gamer, crazy cat lady, wannabe dog trainer, demisexual / almost asexual.

I don't like to physically talk to people (unless I'm close friends with them). I don't become romantically attached to people easily, or flirt / respond to flirting. I don't practice or support promiscuity, infidelity, or poly-whatever.

I have trust issues & get jealous easily. Been fighting depression for 7 years & social anxiety since I was a kid. Some days I feel like a movie star - others, I need to shut out the entire world. I would like to travel eventually, everywhere. Either by myself or with one other person.

Have never dated / don't want to date. Would like to find someone completely emotionally compatible with me, though I know the chances of that are slim.

Also looking to make a few more good friends that I can talk to online, and game with. Gender, race, etc doesn't matter. I get along best with hermits, loners, schizos, schizoids, outcasts, and fellow misanthropes.

For "more than a friend", I'm extremely picky. You must be male. Never married, never divorced, no kids. Not have any ''close'' female friends. Find even offensive jokes funny. Not drink alcohol often / at all. Be willing to bother me and leave me alone. Not be too shy. Not be too sexual / More Sex-driven / More Sexperienced. Not be a pedo, druggie, completely obsessed with anime or Japan, a vegan, a hipster, a vegan-hipster, or a SJW. Not be overly religious or anti-religious. Love B-movies, horror films, dogs, cats, and video games / Nintendo. Have large, pretty eyes. Not consider yourself poly, gender fluid, or any of that pretentious human bullshit.

Chaotic Neutral / Renegade / Arcane Warrior / Witch Doctor / Strength 5 / Perception 9 / Endurance 7 / Charisma 3 / Intelligence 8 / Agility 6 / Luck 2
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, while trying to get my proverbial shit together.

I'm a not-very-good freelance website/graphic designer, wanting to switch to a pet-related career.

Interests:
cats, dogs, video games, horror, computers, dark comedy, silly jokes, oldies, b-movies, cooking, Halloween, splatter films, grindhouse, gadgets, fishing, fantasy, graphic design, photoshop, serial killers, occult, comics, video editing, web design, technology, dancing, football / soccer, sci-fi, dolls, clowns, puppets, board games, action, wrestling, robots, cartoons, toys, action figures, collectibles, puzzles, riddles, fireworks, sketching, photo restoration, manic panic, peanuts comics, theme parks
I’m really good at
Awkward, unnerving silence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Unkempt appearance / usually covered in copious amounts of cat and dog hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I Don't Like: MOBA Games, Facebook Games, Most New Anime Series, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead TV Series, Doctor Who, Most Asian Horror Films, Harry Potter, Cosplay, Family Guy, Most Indie Bands, Most Joss Whedon TV Series, The word ''eclectic'', :) <- That fucking smiley

Books: I prefer horror and/or fantasy, as far as fiction goes. I read more non-fiction nowadays though. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, The Green Mile, Clive Barker, Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe

Movies: I'll watch any genre, except romance. I love all types of horror and b-movies, except most Asian ones. Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, UHF, The Naked Gun

TV Shows: I don't watch a lot of new tv shows, because most of them are poorly written and predictable. I like a lot of old comedy and horror/sci-fi shows. South Park, Tales from the Crypt, Father Ted, The Twilight Zone

Comedians: It's difficult for me to go 24 hours without quoting Carlin or Chappelle. George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Dara O'Briain

Anime: I don't watch much new anime anymore. I'm a former weeaboo - them days are in the past. The Slayers, Lupin III, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ranma 1/2

YouTube: I mostly watch video game and tech stuff. I also listen to ASMR videos. They help me calm down and prevent panic attacks at night. Cinemassacre, boogie2988, ashens, Jim Sterling

Music: I like a bit of everything, but prefer 80's music, 90's grunge rock and oldies. I also couldn't live without 50's/60's Motown and Doo-wop. Weird Al, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Buddy Holly, Alice in Chains, Frankie Valli, Dion DiMucci, Sam Cooke, Roy Orbison

Food: I'll eat anything that I don't consider cute, and that I'm not allergic to. Chocolate, Pizza, Soylent Green, Peanut Butter

Video Games: I'll play almost any single-player game once, but prefer RPGs and story-driven games. Not a fan of multiplayer games, but do like co-op with friends. Silent Hill 2, Suikoden 2, Fallout 2, Bust a Groove 2

Misc favorites: Stooge - Shemp, Marx - Groucho, Color - Crimson, Guitar Chord - B, Mario Enemy - Bullet Bill, Will Smith Song - Men in Black, Kid in the Hall - Scott, Prime Number - 383, Pokemon - Pikachu, Letter - M, Time of Day - 11:11pm, Spice - Posh, Ninja Turtle - Donatello
The six things I could never do without
Asthma medicine. Pets. Oldies.
Video games. My misery. A few people to bother.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love the film Alien from L.A.

And if you poke my stomach, I will giggle like Poppin' Fresh.
Then I will kill you.

I have nearly 1500 "Likes" on here, but can't view them, because I'm not stupid and/or desperate enough to pay for an A-list subscription.
You should message me if
*Must love video games, & know what it feels like to not fit in anywhere. Horror film fans preferred.*

My message filter is set to block anyone with less than 65% match with me.

I don't browse profiles too often anymore. So, message me if you think we might get along.
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