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36 M Lansing, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:52am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am a hard working man with professional goals and all that jazz, yet I have a firm grasp on what’s important in life. In general, I’m easily entertained and enjoy all kinds of things. I like to be outside and run (currently training for a half marathon), hike, bike, exercise on a regular basis, and offset my exercises with beer and pizza. I also like to hang out inside, watch movies and read. I grew up in the country and appreciate all things nature. That being said, I enjoy all of the fun activities that the city has to offer, such as concerts, festivals, museums, sporting events, and fine dining.

Travel experiences, such as informally bribing police in the third world over minor cultural misunderstandings, have been crucial in the development of my world perspective. I would love to meet a woman who is interested in travel and is somewhat knowledgeable about the world outside of Lansing.

I don’t have a list of criteria. I’m more about meeting someone interesting and enjoying good times in good company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• Finding solutions to my problems on the Internet
• Miniature golf
• Editing someone’s written work (stet!)
• Negotiating and building consensus (as generic as that may sound)
• Sarcasm
• Putting a good spin on difficult situations
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my unique world perspective :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, La Fiesta del Chivo, Hemingway, García Márquez, A Confederacy of Dunces, My Name is Asher Lev, Steinbeck, The Onion: Our Dumb World. And what's all this stuff I keep hearing about Fifty Shades of Grey? More like Nifty Shades of Beige. (Bonus points if you know why that's funny.)

Music: I like a wide range, but lately I've been listening to Arcade Fire, Portugal. The Man, Vampire Weekend, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Wolf Parade, The Avett Brothers, Jack White, and Jill Scott. Of course, you can never go wrong with Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, The Who, or Johnny Cash.

Movies/TV: True Romance, Unforgiven, The Goonies, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Louie, House Hunters, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, and, around Christmastime, It’s a Wonderful Life (I can’t help it); additionally, I’m a big softy for certain documentaries, like The Civil War by Ken Burns—it’s fascinating!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Coffee
• Hot sauce
• The Lansing library’s online reservation system
• Daily dose of Internet news
• The Chive
• Books, movies, and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• How to advance my goals in life
• The starting line-up of the Detroit Tigers
• Running off to Latin America
• Ways to make my co-workers laugh
• How to improve my golf swing
• The Beatles White Album
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alas, lately there is not much to say on this front other than spending time with my friends or family or unwinding from a hard day by reading a book and playing some music. Did I mention that I've started a vinyl music collection? You’ll love it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I follow Fozzie Bear on Twitter.
You should message me if
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You are: kind and witty, intelligent, a person with a positive outlook on life, active and adventurous.