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28 • Tucson, AZ • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Today – 7:53am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Dropped out of university
- Seeing Someone
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly)
i am good thank you for asking
i am dating a cute girl. we both have profiles here (she is respectfulmom420) and we talk about profiles that we read and send them to eachother on aim when we're sitting a foot away from eachother. it's lame but cool.
i recently moved back to tucson after being away for nearly a decade, the reasons behind the move were less than favorable to be sure but we're trying to make the most of it, and especially looking for cool bros to hang out with. are you a bad enough bro to hang out with us? probably, yes.
movies: i'm shamefully into basically everything wes anderson has ever made. i have also seen the room and birdemic more times than anyone should ever admit
music: oh man so much shit. ask for a last.fm if you really wanna know. e: here is a loose top 10 for 2013, maybe that give you idea?? yes, maybe
deafheaven - sunbather
cheatahs - extended plays
foxing - the albatross
the world is a beautiful place & i am no longer afraid to die - whenever, if ever
their / they're / there - s/t
crash of rhinos - knots
mutual benefit - love's crushing diamond
snow what - so white
k thats all i got so far. thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
food: i love to cook and love food, which is how i got so fat. i really like exploring different cuisines and trying to make them myself, cultural appropriation is wrong but sometimes tasty
i'm also really into "alternative" ""comedy"" so if you like such things as: doug loves movies, comedy bing bang theory, reality show show, or hollywood handbook we cool.
2. water??????? this guy is crazy!!
3. shelter!! what?? WHAT A CURVEBALL
i also sit around contemplating buying myself a notepad so i can write down jokes & get out of this one horse town as Famous Comedy man
Also since this has come up a few times no I am not actually a dad, except in my spirit and affinity for deck building and Canadian rock band rush
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