Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hi how are you?
i am good thank you for asking
i am dating a cute girl. we both have profiles here (she is
respectfulmom420) and we talk about profiles that we read and send
them to eachother on aim when we're sitting a foot away from
eachother. it's lame but cool.
i recently moved back to tucson after being away for nearly a
decade, the reasons behind the move were less than favorable to be
sure but we're trying to make the most of it, and especially
looking for cool bros to hang out with. are you a bad enough bro to
hang out with us? probably, yes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
not a whole fucking lot. we moved as of a couple weeks (EDITORS
NOTE: NOW SEVERAL MONTHS (EDITOR'S EDITORS NOTE: A FULL YEAR)) ago
and have jobs in menial positions at dumb places for morons, we
also watch netflix and the worst reality television you could
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cartwheels. am i not doing them?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i dunno, i can be relatively quiet but that usually changes fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: to be determined
movies: i'm shamefully into basically everything wes anderson has
ever made. i have also seen the room and birdemic more times than
anyone should ever admit
music: oh man so much shit. ask for a last.fm if you really wanna
know. e: here is a loose top 10 for 2013, maybe that give you
idea?? yes, maybe
deafheaven - sunbather
cheatahs - extended plays
foxing - the albatross
the world is a beautiful place & i am no longer afraid to die -
whenever, if ever
their / they're / there - s/t
crash of rhinos - knots
mutual benefit - love's crushing diamond
snow what - so white
k thats all i got so far. thanks for
food: i love to cook and love food, which is how i got so fat. i
really like exploring different cuisines and trying to make them
myself, cultural appropriation is wrong but sometimes tasty
i'm also really into "alternative" ""comedy"" so if you like such
things as: doug loves movies, comedy bing bang theory, reality show
show, or hollywood handbook we cool.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. air!!! hahahahaha get it
2. water??????? this guy is crazy!!
3. shelter!! what?? WHAT A CURVEBALL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my son is also named bort
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at home watching tv w/ the gal pal, harassing our multiple cats
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i've spent literal hours trying to find that wifeswap episode with
the raw meat family online to no avail.
i also sit around contemplating buying myself a notepad so i can
write down jokes & get out of this one horse town as Famous
Also since this has come up a few times no I am not actually a dad,
except in my spirit and affinity for deck building and Canadian
rock band rush
You should message me if
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you want to watch/discuss bad reality tv, watch some shitty movies,
just pal around, you know the score
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