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retrofluffyboy

27 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really terrible at self promotion, when I do give it a try I feel like a complete sellout. So i guess this paragraph will be me selling out for a few hundred words, we all have our price.

Like every other gen Y I like photography, especially film photography, I know that its recently become a very hipster thing, but I was doing it when it was uncool, way before skinny jeans and lattes. Besides my camera is far too heavy for the average hipster vegan to lift, so I'm exempt.

Despite my fluffy hair, I'm actually not an inept, pseudointellectual, professional blogging (unemployed, or employed by centrelink), non myopic eye-wear wearing, soy latte sipper on the hunt for the next soon-to-be-trendy Melbourne dive. I'm actually pretty fucking capable, I build shit, manly shit! like houses, I'm a half decent carpenter and steel fabricator, I fix up radical old cars to drive, and am currently sewing some baby blue suede couch cushions. That being said, I currently work as a graphic designer for a television station, you know those story specific backgrounds that pop up behind the newsreaders, I make them. I'm also trying to finish a science degree after successfully completing a journalism degree just in time to watch the print journalism industry have a massive coronary and fall to the floor clutching its chest.

I quite enjoy road trips, the more obscure and remote the better really, there is something nice about getting out of the neurotic, gluten-intolerant, paleodiet cities and seeing how other people in little towns live their lives, in some cases without fast internet!!!

I'll be honest, I'm a little bit of an introvert at times, often because I've expended my small talk quota and cant bring myself to pretend to care about puppy farms or fighting the evils of globalization through facebook likes. Instead I often escape into my shed and work on something practical, I quite enjoy the satisfaction of seeing a tangible finished result, something we miss out on a lot in the modern age.

I should also add that I'm half danish, and spent most of my childhood growing up in Copenhagen, this has given me a great appreciation for culture (not pointing fingers accusingly at you Australia), butter, functioning civil infrastructure and pastries.

Also, there is still a general consensus from interweb peoples that I sound arrogant and full of myself, I can assure you that this is merely how I write and probably completely misleading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm half way through a science degree after realizing that my previous media degree was a useless as tits on a bull. I wish more people would use old sayings like that too.
After watching Breaking Bad the idea of a science degree seemed to offer a multitude of career possibilities for this changing world. To be honest I'm not terribly ambitious, as much as I like the idea of working for 40 years to pay off a mediocre property surrounded by despicable neighbors, only to have my kids put me in a nursing home at the first sign of frailty, sell it off, and leave all my possessions in little boxes for hard rubbish, I just don't think I am driven enough.
I much prefer doing whatever seems fun at the time, even if it has no future benefits at all, I figure that things often work themselves out for the better if you approach things with enthusiasm and are genuinely nice and respectful of people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Most things that I attempt and make an effort with. I think that if you genuinely care about what you are doing you cant help but get good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the fluffy hair. I also have a cynical sense of humor, although if you hadn't picked that by now you would have most probably stopped reading some time ago assuming that I was a complete fucktard. (Fucktard is a word according to the interwebs)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
90's grunge, Triphop, prog rock from the days where prog rock rocked.

Movies:
Bad B-grade 80's horror and scifi movies. Overly sentimental/romantic movies that I won't dare admit to on a public forum.

Books:
Mostly text books and technical manuals these days.

Food:
Something that was cute and cuddly before processing.

This is a very good read and sums up many of my views:
https://web.archive.org/web/20130915070641/http://www.theguardian.com/books/2013/sep/13/jonathan-franzen-wrong-modern-world
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm sure there are 6 major organs that I could name for this part.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existential stuff like the universe and how trivial everything is. But also the more serious things in life like smart phone apps, and which micromicrobrewery use the most ethically acquired hops.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying away from the drunken hoards in the city
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've probably already admitted them in my publicly answered questions section. If you are my employer or potential employer, please disregard anything that you find on here, Its obviously one large fabrication designed to discredit me.
You should message me if
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Fuck if you've made it this far and haven't turned away or reported me to any authoritarians i'm not actually sure if I want you to message me, you're most probably a ratbag psychotic lunatic.