reveriejolt
28 Tempe, AZ
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My self-summary
Jasmine: Hip Hop, chips and salsa, The Phoenix Suns, Violin

Often compared to Stephanie Tanner, Jasmine retains the innocent wit not unlike that of an 8 year old. The majority of her quips are directly from the 1990’s (see: “Nerd Bomber” and “Geek Burger”). When she isn’t in search of the happiest hours, you can most often find her at Starbucks, err... an obscure coffee shop, staring blankly at her computer screen, flirting with words, or reading a good book. Jasmine’s nearly unhealthy obsession with owls, beards and classic Volkswagens sets her apart from most. Her motto: Prose before hoes.
What I’m doing with my life
It. And well, I might add.
I’m really good at
Making salsa.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Jeanette Winterson.
Horror.
Full House.
William Fitzsimmons and Mos Def.
Spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Tortillas.
Carne asada.
Cilantro.
Onions.
Salsa.
Jalapeños.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to catch bullets with my teeth. And tacos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Deciphering Hieroglyphics or solving crossword puzzles in Braille.
You should message me if
You love to laugh.
You understand polyamory or open relationships and don't think they are inherently wrong.
You want to drink all the margaritas.
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