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32 Kelowna, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:29pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Brandon and I haven't used this thing in a long time! I'm not a huge fan of describing myself, because I think that the way I see myself is not going to be anything close to what other people see me as. I'm quiet, contemplative, kind of immature, I'm sometimes pretty funny (well, so people tell me), I can be super focused or a scatterbrained mess, carefree but kind of actually really care a lot.

I'm trying to be something sort of similar to an adult these days, being able to take care of myself and taking some responsibility and all that junk, but there's always going to be this little punk inside me that rebels when I'm told that I'm *supposed* to do something or want something or be a certain way. So I've got a lot of childish things that I ain't putting away because someone told me I was supposed to.

I'm a bit of a homebody, but I like going out - I just hate going out alone. Same for travel, I love it but I'm not the kind of person who can just go off somewhere on his own without being with someone or without there being someone there I want to see.

I really try to be a kind and open minded person, not always successful and there's always going to be that small town mentality I grew up with that I have to fight sometimes. I'm always listening to new ideas and trying to improve.

I'm not great at meeting people, I'm a pretty shy person and don't open up easily, but I'm pretty open when I warm up to people.

So basically uh I'm okay please like me??
What I’m doing with my life
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Not being dead I guess? I am also sitting on this chair typing out a longshot dating profile. Later I will probably sleep. These are all things I am doing with my life.

I work doing phone support and it's a good job but kind of exhausting having to deal with people and their computer problems all day 5 days a week. I'd preferably like a job where I talk to computers a lot more and people a lot less.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer junk and Nintendo games. I used to write a lot but I have to write thousands of words of technical documentation every day so my passion has been dulled a bit. I was a passable singer in my younger days, but I don't get to do that stuff much anymore. Also, I'm good at figuring things out - well, everything except my own life. I'm getting there though!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: Lots of old literature. Love old epics like the Iliad/Odyssey, Gilgamesh, and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. I don't really know what's good bookwise by alive people so I mostly read books by dead folks.
Movie: House / Hausu (Ohbayashi), My Neighbor Totoro, Once Upon a Time in the West, Robocop
Show: Neon Genesis Evangelion, Azumanga Daioh, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Game Center CX
Music: Motörhead, Halko Momoi, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, King Crimson, The Ramones, Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Megumi Hayashibara, Jun Togawa, Ennio Morricone, Prince, Yuzo Koshiro, Nobuo Uematsu, Chibi-tech, ZUN
Food: Black coffee, sushi, beer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If I have a computer and an internet uplink I'm generally okay. Aside from that, I guess I need a functional body? I haven't tried to go without that, honestly, so maybe I'd be okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The comical futility of existence, the infinite hubris of man, the great black void, boobs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Order some food and pass out before midnight, usually, due to oldness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was the head writer and editor for a semi-popular site based around humorous essays about anime porn in the early '00s. Well, it's not really private because it still exists out there and my name is in the whois for the DNS record... But it's not something I tell everyone around me~
You should message me if
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