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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:45pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back in Europe for September

People describe me as stoic and dry. Sometimes I talk as if I were in a witty TV show, but people rarely get it.

I like being outside and making the most out of my day. I'm content staying busy working on personal projects, reading, or running. Soccer on the weekends. Doing nothing also works if I'm dead tired or have someone to do it with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a bartender, so most of the week I'm enjoying my free time by day and socializing/working at night. Maybe not what I'll be doing forever, but it works.

Have traveled to Europe for extended trips the last two summers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dry humor
Pointing out people's famous doppelgangers
Talking to strangers
Putting "the" before anything involving modern technology
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An American in Paris thought I was a local because of my resting bitch face...I'm working on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Netflix. Witty TV shows. Music not on the radio.
Archer, Broad City, South Park.
Dumb & Dumber. Midnight in Paris.
Running and playing/watching sports in the rain.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Me time
People time
My bike
Boats & hoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everyone uses "fact" so much in opinions and feelings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working. Stop by for a drink.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
One of your pictures is sans makeup
Not all of your pictures are selfies
Tall & low maintenance doesn't hurt, either