i am not interested in filling out anymore essays or writing a bunch of sappy crap here so you can swoon over it. if you want to get to know the real me, then i suggest you send me a message and get a conversation started.

how much do you really know about someone from the bs written here? long walks on the beach, movies, love animals, blah, blah, blah, same old tired boring stuff.

i may update this if i am feeling creative or something funny comes to mind that i would like to get in print, but don't hold your breath.

after a few negative messages about the content of my profile, i will add this. (i am leaving the angry face picture because it tickles me *raspberry*.

sappy answer:

i am a kind, caring, generous man <----(laying it on a bit thick) looking for a woman to spark interest and captivate me mentally/physically/spiritually. i am hoping she will become my best friend, who will not only teach me about the things i do not know, but learn from and with me.

whatever i can whenever i can.

you will find out soon enough, why spoil the fun of learning about someone through interaction.

that there is not too much that i take seriously.

eclectic style with just about everything, i will not be limited or have a narrow view about anything i enjoy.

oxygen and water?

swimming pools, attractive women, sex, food, motorcycles and tecnology - not necessarily in that order.

politically correct answer: the human condition and how it applies to me, my future, what i can do to make the world a better place and to help out my fellow man/woman.

out on a killing spree, but don't judge me, i only kill those that deserve it, like lawyers and salespeople who sell inferior products and services at inflated prices. i like to consider it my way of helping with our failed economy.

i am amused and captivated by simple things - yes, i am a man child. shooting myself in the foot right here in print is also quite fun for me.

you have interest.