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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:25am
Pacific Islander, White
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Besides the fact that I hate writing these sorts of things. I'm probably somewhere in between normal and ridiculous. I'm a fan of hair metal and chain restaurants. But who isn't? Fairly laid back. Slightly charming. Creatively inclined. I prefer face to face meetings over pithy internet profiles (that includes my own).

I'm apparently really bad at this whole online thing,
so I apologize in advanced.

as for what I'm looking for? The same thing you are. And/or vague acceptance from online strangers based on no real criteria.

But who knows? I guess I'll know it when I see it. Lets just grab a drink and talk at each other for a bit.

I also just moved to LA from Shanghai (The Chinese one) so I could use a tour. :)

ig: rgerbernyc
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved to LA a few months ago from China. I also work in advertising and make films and stuff. Though that doesn't really answer the question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding questions like this.
Karate moves from 1984.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My elbows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books are highly dependent on my mood and alcohol intake.
I like books with pictures. Bukowski. Palahniuk. Sedaris. etc.
I like a lot of movies, but a quirky comedy is always good.
My musical tastes vary, but I generally like things with actual instruments. There were way too many DJ's in Shanghai!
Hawaiian plate lunch
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can probably live without whatever silly things I would've listed here if I was sober.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Will there ever be a Magnum PI movie?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Signing up for free online dating sites.
Doing push-ups.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a penis and I'm not afraid to use it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a fan of bad decisions.
You've made it this far down the page and you're still smiling.

Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for on a site like this, but i'll probably know it when I see it. or not. Either way, lets not overthink this thing. Alcohol is smarter than websites. That's science.