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rhawnhurst

32 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chief of radness. Handsome pragmatist, serial absurdist. 5'7" (I know, I know..) but have the manners and charm of a guy who is at least 6'1". Hungry and foolish. Lookin' for a not-so-nice girl to have a nice argument with. Fitness/tattoo friendly. Open to a relationship if things go well but if not, that's okay too. 215 hustle for life. I'm also a beardy mcbeardytonface.

I like punctuating extreme activity with unstructured down-time. Spur of the moment road trips, Faustian overreach, lazy conversations about social structures under the stars, movie nights, passionate learning of new fascinations, trying to live in the moment, and nursing drinks to rockabilly or blues music in dimly-lit places. I love the silly, the surreal, weakness, over-thinking about things, and owning awkwardness. I also like to take a good risk, as evinced by me trying to find meaningful connections over the Internet.

Character references upon request.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Formerly did policy implementation for K-12 Philly education reform. Now I Chief for Zeke. Frequently seen commandeering golf carts on Penn campus because I've got work to do, damnit.

Extracurricular include volunteering with Students Run Philly Style, being active at temple, doin' the bidding of the Democratic party in my neighborhood and being several types of loud all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting one foot in front of the other, annoying waitstaff by ordering things without bread or potatoes (I'm the worst).

I'm not really good at writing interweb dating profiles, ho ho.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am not Ira Glass.

I know, I'm disappointed too.

However: jewy nose, big glasses, well-knotted necktie or bow-tie, obnoxiously big vocabulary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Robert Heinlein books. Calvin and Hobbes. A Song of Ice and Fire. Wes Anderson films. Born to Run. Light on Yoga. Mel Brooks films. Woody Allen films. This American Life. Radiolab. Planet Money. Freakonomics Radio. Mad Men. Sleigh Bells. The Go! Team. Those Darlins. The Ramones. CCR. Led Zeppelin. Rhapsody in Blue. Johnny Meister's blues show on WPXN. The Wire, duh.

Avocados all day, erry day. Doughnuts after footraces; corned beef specials from Famous 4th Street for spiritual sustenance.

I love ice-cream more than anyone with lactose intolerance ought to or should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Big words
Small words
QUEST PROTEIN BARS (if you know what these are we will be friends for life)
Brussels sprouts
The keys to a 2004 Honda Civic
My glasses

Seventh thing: coconut butter tahini butter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."

Gender roles, race, privilege, labeling, and the trial of miles/the miles of trials. How many avocados it'll take before I end up vegetarian.

Trying to decipher the correct non-verbal cue for when you're supposed to go in for the handshake instead of the hug.

Trying to figure out how to make the best AeroPress coffee ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I named my car and I know that guacamole costs extra.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I've got a type (feminist, loud, no-fucks-given, maybe tall) but type is just an excuse we give ourselves to keep us from taking a chance. Or you're just interested in being an occasional +1 to fun occasions.

Odds are, I'll be the one that messages you first. Wish me luck! Risks are exciting as hell.