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Hello! I'm Connor. I identify as agender so. Thats a thing. Please
use they/them/their for me! I'm 21 years old, going to school at
Western Michigan University. I'm an English major. Despite my love
of the language and my knack with words, it means that as soon as I
graduate, my degree will float up of its own accord, smack me
across the face, ask what the hell I was thinking, and turn into a
Bachelors degree in Bartending. On the bright side, though, with my
new bartending degree I'll be able to get a job!
I'm doing my best to live life to the fullest, enjoying every
moment I can. I'm also doing what I can to insert cliches into
every thing possible. It's my destiny, and I've decided to start
with this profile.
Also, for what it's worth, my hair is bright blue right now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in my third year of college, and I'm working on an English
degree so that I can work for a publishing company as an editor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
various pointless things like video games, writing, coming up with
ridiculous reasons why doing something incredibly stupid is not a
terrible idea, sarcasm, and making terrible jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, obviously excluding my dashing good looks and stunning
personality, it'd have to be how loud and quick to joke I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Midsummer's Night's Dream, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep,
Dune, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Name of the Wind,
Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Body.
Princess Bride, Stand By Me, any MST3K, Rocky Horror Picture Show,
The Sandlot, Thankskilling (or literally ever other incredibly
awful horror movie because come on, they're so great), and bad
movies in general. There's something about sitting around with your
friends and making fun of a shitty movie that's fantastic.
Lots and lots and lots
I listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly. POS and Dessa are probably my
two favorite artists right now, with Doomtree, Kanye West, and Eve
close behind. I've also started listening to a lot of Streetlight
Manifesto recently. But I was raised on Phish, Grateful Dead, and
Bruce Springsteen, so they usually find a way into my playlists as
well. I also unabashedly love Ke$ha. :)
Edible, mainly. If it's bad for me as well as delicious, that's
just a bonus.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-All of my friends
-Air, I guess?
-I should probably include food
-and water as well.
-And the last spot goes to jokes. Things would be boring without
them, and shitty movies would only be shitty. Who on earth would
want to live such a tragic existence?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Linguistics, the way words operate and impact our way of seeing the
world, narratives and the means of shaping them, the way
non-traditional narratives function
also queer stuff.
Seriously, space is fucking huge
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends, mostly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once called my teacher "Mom" in second grade.
You should message me if
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You'd like to! But please, have something more interesting to say
than hey, hi, or hello. Otherwise there's a significant chance I
just won't respond.
EDIT: Yo okay seriously I have no problem talking to people but if
you send me a message that literally just consists of "Hey how's it
going" or something along those lines I'm gonna have like zero
interest in continuing the conversation
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