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rhetoricacrobat

20 M Grayslake, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:30pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello! I'm Connor. My profile says I'm a bi dude, but my sexuality and gender identity are probably more accurately defined as *shrug*. I identify mostly as agender so. Thats a thing. I'm 20 years old, going to school at Western Michigan University. I'm an English major. Despite my love of the language and my knack with words, it means that as soon as I graduate, my degree will float up of its own accord, smack me across the face, ask what the hell I was thinking, and turn into a Bachelors degree in Bartending. On the bright side, though, with my new bartending degree I'll be able to get a job!

I'm doing my best to live life to the fullest, enjoying every moment I can. I'm also doing what I can to insert cliches into every thing possible. It's my destiny, and I've decided to start with this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm starting my third year of college, and I'm working on an English degree so that I can work for a publishing company as an editor.
I’m really good at
various pointless things like Minecraft, writing, coming up with ridiculous reasons why doing something incredibly stupid is not a terrible idea, sarcasm, and making terrible jokes.

However, if you ever need somebody to come up with elaborate, extravagant reasons just why you should come hang out with me instead of doing that project that's looming over your head, feel free to give me a call. I am a master of procrastination, and if I can't include a tightrope walker, some penguins, and a dramatic car chase in the explanation, then I'm losing my touch.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, obviously excluding my dashing good looks and stunning personality, it'd have to be how loud and quick to joke I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
A Midsummer's Night's Dream, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Dune, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, The Name of the Wind, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Body.

Movies:
Princess Bride, Stand By Me, any MST3K, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Sandlot, Thankskilling (or literally ever other incredibly awful horror movie because come on, they're so great), and bad movies in general. There's something about sitting around with your friends and making fun of a shitty movie that's fantastic.

Shows:
Firefly and Scrubs are two of my favorite shows of all time.

Music:
I listen to a lot of hip-hop, mostly. Doomtree and Dessa are probably my two favorite artists/groups right now, with P.O.S., Kanye West, and Eve close behind. I've also started listening to a lot of Streetlight Manifesto recently. But I was raised on Phish, Grateful Dead, and Bruce Springsteen, so they usually find a way into my playlists as well. I also unabashedly love Ke$ha. :)

Food:
Edible, mainly. If it's bad for me as well as delicious, that's just a bonus.
The six things I could never do without
-Books
-All of my friends
-Air, I guess?
-I should probably include food
-and water as well.
-And the last spot goes to jokes. Things would be boring without them, and shitty movies would only be shitty. Who on earth would want to live such a tragic existence?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, mostly. There's a ton to do here! A bowling alley, lazer tag, playing giant games with nerf guns after deciding who the zombie is... It's a lot of fun. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once called my teacher "Mom" in second grade.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to! But please, have something more interesting to say than "heyyy."