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24 / F / straight / Single

El Paso, Texas

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am sarcastic, hilarious, and never wrong.

My Self-Summary

I recently moved back to El Paso after living in San Antonio for 5 years. I was born and raised in El Paso so coming back is an experience. I am trying to rediscover myself after living in a big city. San Antonio is where my heart and friends are. I am hoping to live the life I had in San Antonio here in El Paso.

First and foremost, friends are the most important to me. That is my goal while on this site. To find new friends. I'm not looking to be tied down, but not against dating if I find someone interesting after being friends.

I wear t-shirt and jeans more than I dress up. I go out and look for smaller bars, preferably anywhere with karaoke and a good whiskey special. I also enjoy a good beer and even better company.

I enjoy music and friends. I love Netflix and watching movies. Discussions that span the night intrigue me the most. I also enjoy board games and specifically kicking your ass in Monopoly.

I am independent. I enjoy my time alone, and don't enjoy being hounded. I enjoy my freedom more than I enjoy bonds. I believe that trust and love can come through independence. I really don't do clingy or needy. The more pushy you are, the less likely I am to move. I really am the classic Scorpio.

Are you up for the challenge?

As a disclaimer, I am incredibly offensive and sarcastic, if you can't take it, navigate away. :)

What I’m doing with my life

I am currently finishing up school after a few bumps in the road. All the while learning about myself and surfing Wikipedia incessantly.

Once I finish school I plan to attend law school out of town. I want to specialize in Intellectual Property Law and eventually become an entertainment lawyer.

In the meanwhile, I am attempting to reconnect with the things that are important to me.

I’m really good at

making conversation. The more I open up to someone, the more I feel comfortable in my setting. So I make it a habit to open up and meet as many people as possible.

I am also undeniably amazing at tequila shots. I am not sure if that is something to be proud of, but it is there.

The first things people usually notice about me

It depends on the day. Normally it is my height. I am a rather tall girl and that is almost always the first thing people comment on.

That and my lips. Which is almost always awkward if you don't know someone and they randomly comment on your lips...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
I am a huge Harry Potter nerd, take it or leave it
I also enjoy Twilight (two strikes?)
Anne Rice
House of Leaves
Chuck Palahniuk
so many others. I love to read, if you hate it, don't bother with me.

Movies:
Empire Records
Cicade de Deus
Love Actually
Closer
Saved!
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Match Point
and others I can't think of at this hour.

Music:
The Murder City Devils
Brand New
RX Bandits
Led Zeppelin
Queen
or better yet, just look at my last.fm
last.fm/user/stitcheduplove

Food:
Italian
Sushi

The six things I could never do without

1. Sports
2. My cat, Brazil
3. Music, my iPod
4. Maker's Mark (okay I could do without, but I would rather not :D)
5. The internet
6. My Friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about

several different things. Most importantly the rhetoric of love, life, and politics. I also enjoy reading about various things the common person may not particularly understand.

Not only that, but I enjoy planning out how to change my life and what the future will undoubtedly hold.

Also the musical genius of classical artists. Mozart, John Cage, Bela Bartok, Beethoven, and Schumann are my favorites and blow me away every day.

On a typical Friday night I am

either at home watching a movie or out drinking with friends. Sometimes I can even be hanging out with my little cousins.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I watch soap operas and reality shows. I also enjoy cheesy pop music. They're my guilty pleasures.

You should message me if

You're willing to impress me. I won't respond to unimaginative messages. Okay well, I will respond but I promise to be just as unimaginative as you were. :) Also, if you have something of substance to say. I don't take to one liners. I want to know you took the time to actually READ my profile :)

If you did that then continue onto the second "You should message me if:"

You enjoy intellectual discussions and late night text messaging conversations (of the non-perverted kind). Also if you enjoy getting a cheap drink at a shady bar to listen to the awesome 70s & 80s music on the cheap jukebox.