Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Rachel!
If you missed it, I might as well give you a heads up that I'm
polyamorous, and I have a boyfriend. It's a nonissue for me, but I
understand that some require monogamy.
I'm an NCSU grad doing a crappy job of being an adult.
I don't really have me figured out. All the personality tests label
me as an analytical Type A, and I can't argue that. I tend to be
seriously assertive and untrusting until I get to know you. Well,
I'm seriously assertive all the time. Which means you can't be a
wimp, because I'll unintentionally walk all over you and that will
just make both of us sad.
I have a passion for technology and consider myself to be
relatively innovative as a young professional. I try to be
passionate about life, and enjoy being around people that are also
passionate about things and people. I'm not very "ladylike", and
tend to be quite opinionated and outspoken in a (hopefully) not
Romantically, I tend to be most compatible with confident and
intelligent men that tend to be a bit older than me. I love
learning new things, specifically with regard to software
development from a business perspective and general business
development and strategy. I need some cool hobbies, 'cause all of
that is probably pretty lame.
I'm not high maintenance: all I need is honesty, care, respect, and
compatibility. Okay, maybe that's a lot, after all. Not interested
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to find myself, or some hippy shit like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using proper spelling and grammar in text messages, surprising the
world with my maturity and fascinating wit, sarcasm,
procrastinating, analyzing business objectives and translating them
into tangible plans of work to maximize return on investment, and
using corporate lingo to make myself sound more exciting than I
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh. Apparently it's 'unique.'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Reading a Ruby programming book
TV: Game of
, Silicon Valley
Music: I love Pandora. Fav stations include Rap Strength Training
Radio and Electronic for Studying Radio. Also Taylor Swift. Who
doesn't like TSwift?!
NC, of course), Mexican, Indian, American, Italian, Asian, all the
-an's! Also Chipotle. Oh, Chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ability to learn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The present, and on rare occasions, the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying on my couch reading a book, or out with friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...we have a high match percentage.
...you're not religious.
...you don't have kids.
...you have the ability to use good spelling and grammar.
...you're interesting and have more to say than "hey, what's
...you have cool hobbies that I can learn.
...you read my profile and am aware that I'm in a polyamorous
relationship and are cool with that.
Also, I hate pet names. This is inclusive of "hey, girl" and "hey,
beautiful". I'm not trying to come off as a bitch, I just literally
shudder when I'm referred to as something other than my name. I
realize you're just trying to be nice, but it's degrading my entity
to the sum of my physical components and I really am not a fan of
that... -end feminist rant-
I guess I have to give them props for trying? Not the best
first impressions. Before you send me the all-too-common "oh my
gosh, did people actually send you those?" message, the answer is
"I would love to help you move on with your life, one orgasm at a
"I wanna do bad things to you."
"U r very good looking. U like new foods."
"ok obvious: your good looking / surprise: i like girls feet"
"I'm actually looking for a a sugar daddy type thing."
"$$ I am a lot of fun and I can be quite generous $$ even it it is
no strings? $$"
"Not a state fan but I will still bone you. What night is good for
"I think your [sic] hot as hell i want to steal from any guy ur
"I bet that pussy is so tight"
"I like smart girl. They are awesome"
"I would battle a pack of wild mountain lions inside of a
handicapped stall at a local Taco Bell with my hands zip-tied
behind my back and a shake weight super-glued to my forehead as my
only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza
with you over Skype with a dial up connection."
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