Everyone keeps telling me I'm awesome.
I've almost killed someone with laughter.
I ride my bike in the street. Reading is my passion, yet the writing has been drained from me by the hardships of life. Would you be my muse while we listen to muse? I often get asked if I am a cartoon character. I was almost attacked by a beaver once. I am not trying to be funny.

I travel the country going to concerts and vending food to the great people of America. From phish to metalfest you can find us cooking shaved steak sandwiches with Mac and cheese on top. With great pride in our food and a devilish attitude towards our customers we deliver a culinary experience pulled screaming from a clockwork orange. Our menu includes food that would make a vegan reconsider bacon and other delicious fare. Pay no attention to the man in the horse mask brandishing a knife, he just wants to take your order and serve you the best meal you've had while drunk in public.
That's what I do

Wit

I haven't cut my hair in a few months. It's wild

Tv on the radio, b dolan, Tool, APC, the infamous stringdusters, hot day at the zoo, rusko, skrillex, DUB FX,Muse, jay z, The Beatles, queens of the stone age, bach, beethoven, sage francis, wu tang, tom waits, johnny cash, audioslave, eoto, yonder mountain string band, beastie boys, sublime, dirty heads.

Bronson,Ong Bak, Batman, Citizen Cane, A clockwork Orange, Videodrome, lost highway, black christmas, cube, snatch, lock stock and two smoking barrels, fight club, choke, interview with a life is beautiful, van wilder, pcu, dont tell mom the babysitters dead, goonies, aliens and predators ,

its always sunny,workaholics, simpsons, family guy, national geographic channel, documentaries, californication, weeds, entourage, jeopardy, southpark, king of the hill, the sopranos, game of thrones , breaking bad,

Spotify
Torrents
HDTV
My bike
fractals

How I would of reacted had I been at the Boston marathon that day.....

Making a nice dinner, finding time to read, write and generally Be awesome.

I bought a pair of purple velour sweatpants from the thrift shop and I wear the hell out if them.

If you like big men, but hate skinny jeans like beer and don't mind laughing till you pee a little.