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rhinofinger

26 San Jose, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Europe → Bay area → LA → Bay area ... with some detours along the way.

ENTJ. TMNT. Science. Law. Swimming. Laughing. Running. Music. Food. Drinking. Dancing. Weird sense of humor. Banana
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm kind of a ... scientist-lawyer. I argue about sciencey and law-ey things. I like it. I think I'm getting pretty good at it.

I've acted in and coached improv (think Whose Line) and sketch comedy (think SNL) for three years in college. Trying to get back into it this year... I super miss it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming, Improv, Math, Sarcasm, Pillow Fights, Getting lost in thought in the shower and forgetting if I've washed my face
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall.
My eyes apparently change color based on what I'm wearing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sleep
- Tapatio
- Music
- Cilantro
- Laughter (cop-out answer?)
- Laphroaig (great scotch or greatest scotch?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out and about having food/drinks/dancing with friends, sometimes just reading, cooking, running, or doing the Netflix thing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're good at Cards Against Humanity.

You're opinionated, funny, and intelligent.

You're passionate and ambitious.

You don't like to play mindgames and value honesty.

You're an astronaut.