Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, you put up a picture and suddenly you get more attention
than... well, you get a lot of visits. Guess I should try to make
my profile better.
Been in the city four years; came up for one of those jobs that
takes all of your time but pays you a lot. Well, enough to pay back
the loans you had to take out to qualify for the job. After the
loans are gone, I will probably try to get into government or
academia. I'd also make a great house husband - I can cook, clean,
design, stay really fit so you can show me off, etc.
I don't plan to stay in this city - its too much for me. I need a
smaller city, someplace with green, that doesn't smell as much and
I don't swear or drink. I cross streets at the cross-walk. Perhaps
additional reasons this city isn't for me.
Oh, and I do not put pictures of my face online. Even on Facebook.
After we chat and decide to set up a meeting I can send you
I'm not sure what else to write here. I'll think of something
What do all of those orientation options even mean? I don't know -
I just clicked things that sounded different - I usually do that
type of thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a lot. Doing what I'm told. Trying to figure out the next
steps. Trying not to get into trouble. Occasionally
I'm regularly told that I should do stand-up comedy. Probably would
be good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
debate, analyzing, finding dress shirts for under $20. In fact, I
had to dress up for work (a/k/a "grown-up costume") and I realized
that everything I was wearing was either a gift or had been
purchased on sale. It made me very happy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm raising my hand to ask permission to speak. Makes
it easier when they all stop to look at me - might think I'm crazy,
but at least they're listening. Or maybe the cowboy hat on my desk.
The desk at work. (Being "professional" is dumb). Or that I have
Batman hanging off my wall.
Also, a very dry sense of humor/wit, precise use of language and
critical (as in objective analysis) opinions as to everything. I
don't really have one of those filters, so if you ask me what I
think about something, I'm going to tell you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well written things. I don't care what the critics say - don't tell
me what a masterpiece is - if I like it then its good. For example,
The Fountainhead, Catch-22, Dogma, and The West Wing are great;
Jane Eyre... not so much.
I have watched the entire series of the following: The West Wing,
MacGyver, The A-Team, Knight Rider, Highlander, Hercules: The
Legendary Journeys, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Merlin, Avatar:
The Last Airbender, Ultimate Justice League... and others I can't
recall right now. But you can probably see the pattern.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, Water, Food... see, I'm very literal. Also very analytical.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You. Just kidding, that'd be really creepy.
Life. Work. What's for dinner. Why there are no flying cars or
hoverboards yet. Where are all the famous people. Where are all the
people with super powers (including mutants). How much longer until
we get warp speed and the Vulcans contact us. Why can't I be a
model with an Abercrombie body (still have the teenage longing for
Not sure that list is any less creepy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On one of these stupid websites chatting with people while doing
work. Lame answer? Hence the profile so I can meet you and have
something else to do!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a profile on this site.
You should message me if
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You want to chat aimlessly while I'm doing work, or you know where
the famous people are. Or you are a famous person! Or you have
other suggestions as to fun activities.
Who are you looking for?
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