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31 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 21
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Neko Case rejected my marriage proposal, so here i am.

Also, don't come at me with acronyms, please. I don't pay attention to any of that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good question, mom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stealing your dog's most tender affection, emptying your bottles of bourbon, refusing to work on your volkswagon, forgiving girls for using emoticons, unsolicited advice, gazing at my own muscles while doing manly things, creative displays of insubordination.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is that Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Why is he picking his nose?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The next person that says to me "Hey, you're smart. I bet you'd like the Big Bang Theory" is getting punched right in the nuts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I plead the fifth. Here's why:

This profile supposedly is a respectable display of my [charming] personality. You're a clever girl, you go on and use that as a litmus test for how well you like me. I don't need to see someone that likes everything i like, or whatever the opposite of that is supposed to be. I don't think people need to date themselves to get along. It's probably crucial that you more or less feel the same way.
Because i like weird shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to fix the car I'm being paid to fix. Boobies. The high density of delicious restaurants in Santa Fe. How my not getting my shit together at what feels like a crucial time seems reflective of my species not getting its shit together at a crucial time. Red-headed girls. How much that dog over there wants me to go pet it. Why the hell hasn't there been a chuck berry bio pic by now? Is there no way to address/avoid the pervert thing? Grow some balls, Hollywood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing my level best to stay out of trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When your shop foreman says to you "what's this car doing in my stall?" because you parked a car there to work on while he was spending 45 minutes in the shitter, shrugging and responding "I dunno. That's kind of an existential question, don't you think?" is really never going to make the comedic splash you expect it to.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You would like to teach me to do something i don't already know how to do. Like silkscreening, say. Yeah, i've wanted to learn that for a few years now, and folks keep threatning to teach me but they never come through. Let's start with that.

-You would like me to teach you how to do something. I can teach you an awful lot of car stuff, but chances are good i will deflect most requests of this nature. I do that shit for a living, lady. I would much rather prefer to spend my free time having drinks and making out with you.

-You want to imbibe bourbon and argue about literature.

-You have no desire whatsoever to imbibe bourbon and argue about philosophy.

-You need someone to go see that scary movie with.