30 Port Chester, NY
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My self-summary
I want to find a nice country girl and get myself some nice new boots and learn how to line dance and two step. So much fun.

I was inspired by a video floating around Facebook recently. I would love to organize a volunteer group to go to retirement homes and teach older generations basic computer technology if they haven't experienced it.

* Can always find humor somewhere
* Balanced
* Simple and practical
* Prefers peace and harmony
* Laid back but aggressive when need be
* Quiet but can be the life of the party
* Not a materialistic person (unless it is music related)
* Still living by the Boy Scout Oath and Law
* An avid observer and listener
* Able to 'read' people to some extent
* Lonely sometimes
* Firm about morals/ethics
* Particular about doing specific tasks
* Self-disciplined
* A 50's kind of guy
* A musician at heart and will always be
* Leader and follower
* Loyal and honest
* Believer in a higher being
* An avid platelet donor
* A big Jim Carrey fan
* Loves to hold hands


What I’m doing with my life

I am currently a piano technician. My tasks focus on making actions feel and play like they are new again. It is very sensitive and precise. I'm always learning how to develop a keen sense of touch.

I play percussion for a country artist (Jessica Lynn). We have 2 PBS specials nationwide and a live album. Our first single and music video will be released on Valentine's Day. Jessica has her own app built for her on the Apple platform. Check it out and see the full video before it's released. Have done multiple US tours and we are prepping for Europe in 2016! We have opened for Luke Bryan, Chase Rice, Jake Owen, Montgomery Gentry, Lady Antebellum and others. This is my plan to make a full living touring and performing.

I play percussion and sing with Armelle & The Handjive Tribe. We play and sing original and traditional kids songs with a focus on multiple languages, culture, and style. We just released out first album together and it's quite fun to listen to!
I’m really good at
*Writing and manuscript. People have noticed and commented.

*Making sound effects

*Public Speaking, presentations, interviews




*Remaining calm in dramatic or aggressive situations

*Making others laugh at my own expense

*Drumming or any percussive skills

*Proper Etiquette

*Timing of "That's what she said" jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm 'weird'. I make sounds and I do impersonations.

Probably that I am tall and that I look younger than my real age. I get upset sometimes when I am not asked for ID.

My etiquette. I believe in manners, respect, chivalry, and 'chivery'. I'm the kind of guy that your parents would like!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
11 Great Date Ideas:
1. I think a great date would be a nice reading/discussion over tea somewhere. I enjoy going to libraries (I'll even sit on the floor in the aisles just reading random books) and prefer a paper book to an e-reader.
2. Have always wanted to get really dressed up (like tuxedo and gown or semi-formal-ish) and do something 'normal' but see how people react to very elegantly dressed people.
3. Donate platelets together!
4. Cooking something together.
5. Scrapbooking
6. Pretend we have never met and then use loud/lame pickup lines in some establishment. Act like they work.
7. Go to a bookstore and leave notes to future readers in copies of our favorite books (post-it notes obviously).
8. Write a piece of fiction together. Ask strangers when/if we get stuck.
9. Going to the new cat cafe in the lower east side!
10. Visiting at least 1 new place each in NYC.
11. Busking

The Devil Wears Prada
G.I. Jane
Forrest Gump
Space Balls
August Rush
Willy Wonka (both old/new) but preference towards original
Seven Pounds (I cry when I see this one)
The Shawshank Redemption
Wedding Crashers
The Pursuit of Happyness
Pulp Fiction
The Marx Brothers
Classic and true comedy and they were also extremely talented musicians. I love anything in IMAX. Definitely worth the extra $ to see at the theater.

Ender's Game

I thought I would be the last to say this but I'm really liking Justin Beiber's new music. Turkuaz is funky as all hell and The Suffers are pretty sweet and groovy. Getting more into Twenty One Pilots and into Electro Swing as of late. I mostly listen to 94.7 Nash FM in my car. I'll flip to 93.9 WCNY at times. I really like The Band Perry, Zach Brown Band, Miranda Lambert, Garth Brooks and how can I forget Jessica Lynn! Two Steps From Hell. If you have been to the movie theater, you most likely have heard their music as they write most of the trailer music for Hollywood. Muse, Animals as Leaders, progressive rock, metal, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, Frank Sinatra, Baroque, Classical, Romantic, Post-Romantic periods, Any military concert or jazz ensembles, Raymond Scott Quintette and I am a huge fan of John Williams, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Deadmau5, Zedd, David Guetta, and Tiesto.

I enjoy @Midnight (and I tweet about them), South Park, Big Bang Theory, Bones, House, Tosh.O, and Family Guy. I love FX and their programs such as Archer, Louie, Nip/Tuck, Fargo, and American Horror Story! I also really like Bar Rescue on Spike TV, Barefoot Contessa with Ina Garten, Chopped, and Diners, Drive-ins & Dives on the Food Network.

Ok, even if it's like one date or something, who wants to make this with me? www.carissashaw.com/2014/08/buffalo-chicken-lasagna.html
I love lasagna and mixing in Buffalo Chicken?! I'm gonna faint.
My favorite food is vodka chicken riggies from my hometown in Utica, NY. It is an Italian dish and only native to the area. Also, half moon cookies which is where they were originally made. Probably known to you as black and whites (which taste awful). I should include tomato pie, greens, and Saranac Beer/Soda. If you want, you can try all of these on a road trip with me.

Pepsi Blue (I wish it would come back)
Moscow Mule
Shiner Holiday Cheer

Favorite candy:
Haribo Gummy Bears, Swedish Fish, Skittles, Almond Joy, Reeses Peanut Butter cups...probably in that order. Although coconut, peanut butter, and chocolate are a weakness of mine.

Favorite car:
Tesla S, Shelby Super Snake and 1969 Shelby GT500. OMG, I'm wet! Wait...can guys get wet? Let me check...yes.

Favorite states:
Texas, Montana

Favorite colognes:
Thallium, Joop, Hugo Boss #6, A*Men, Givenchy Pi.
The six things I could never do without
Drums & percussion
Mental/physical health
An ability to make people laugh
Reproductive capabilities

(Yes, I know it's more than six. I'm a rebel).

I like to read the creative things people write here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Taking walks/hiking, Light trail biking, Traveling, Dreams, Going back to school for my masters, Tap/ballroom/ballet/swing dancing, Crock pot cooking, Martial arts, Ventriloquism, Wilderness Survival, Cruise ships, Playing the ukulele, Finding a better apartment, Why some of my female friends enjoy talking about farting/pooping, Going to IKEA, How I would build my own music school and theater after winning the Powerball jackpot, Kissing with flavored lip balm, Adrenaline/first instincts amidst danger, Living in Southern California or Texas, Musicforcats.com

Deep thinkers have the hardest time with relationships and religion.
On a typical Friday night I am
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Atch Who?
Bless You.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
A: Tentickles
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very touchy feely so if you like getting massages, then you're in luck because I love giving them. (Also like receiving them too).

I cry without fail at every video of servicemen and women coming home and surprising their families.

I really love getting my hair brushed or cut.

I like to vacuum, iron, sweep, mop, cut grass, and clean windows. It's not an OCD thing, but these actions provide a satisfying result when done a particular way.

Visited 44 of the 50 United States.

Cards Against Humanity...I hold nothing back.

Tall girls really make me happy! I like someone I can see 'eye to eye' with! Short girls are fun too. (Can you believe some girl sent me a message and started calling me out and shaming me for saying that. Are you f*cking kidding me!? Who says that to a complete stranger? Oh, did I mention she was absolutely serious too. Great way for me to NOT WANT TO DATE YOU). End rant.

I have some wedding music picked out. Debussy and Faure.
You should message me if
you like cats.

you like to hold hands in public.

you think you can play paradiddles faster than me.

you absolutely love roller coasters or other thrill rides.

you have an accent. Any European or middle Eastern are a plus!

you thought my profile provided some great insight into who I am.

you noticed that each one of these lines contained more 'characters'!

you actually took the time out to read my profile from top until bottom!