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ribb0nsofeu4ia

30 / F / Straight / Single

Omaha, Nebraska

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:43pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a very easy-going person. I'm honest and objective pretty much all of the time. I like meeting new people with which I can have excellent conversation. This is my first time creating a personal ad.
What I’m doing with my life
Making good. I waited a long time to go back to school--I'm a full-time student at UNO in addition to working full time; I am pursuing a dual degree in Art History and History. I don't really have a lot of free time, but I think that in the long run, it'll be worth the exhaustion. :)
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people feel comfortable, and I'm also a pretty good conversationalist. I'm creative by nature, and am good at all kinds of crafty stuff. And cooking; I'm a great cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno, eyes? Piercings? Maybe that I talk less than everyone else?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Red Tent, Kushiel's Legacy, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lolita, Hamlet, Bossypants, Harry Potter, Cunt: A Declaration of Independence

Movies: Secretary, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Yentl, Love Actually, Ball of Fire, Under the Tuscan Sun, Boondock Saints, The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, Dieu Est Grand, Je Suis Toute Petite, Hot Tub Time Machine

Shows: 30ROCK (!), Are You Being Served?, The Tudors, The Universe, Ballykissangel, Archer, Better off Ted, Arrested Development, Absolutely Fabulous, The Venture Brothers, The Mighty Boosh

Music: Loreena McKennit, The Andrews Sisters, Frank Sinatra, Mel Torme, Bryan Adams, Michael Bolton, Three Days Grace, Def Leppard, Lil' Wayne, Trina, The Lonely Island

Food: Paneer Masala, Mussels, Eggplant Parmesan, Barbecued Ribs, Brussels Sprouts, Pretty much every soup ever, Bread Pudding
The six things I could never do without
My phone
My slow cooker
My tablet
My notebooks
My library
cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I have to leave early to stop for gas. Where the hell did my pen go? Does this match? Does that have gluten in it? What did I come in here for?
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading a bit, and then going to bed early. I work early on Saturdays. But if I didn't I would be doing homework or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The song "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson creeps my shit out. Hard.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You are interesting and give great conversation.

You can teach me something

You're equal parts goin' out and stayin' in.

You should NOT contact me if:

If you are into hook-ups and one night stands. I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for right now, but I am 100% sure that it is not that.

If I am taller than you. I'm sure it makes me shallow, and kind of a bitch, but I'm insecure enough. I'm sorry. It's just a thing.