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31 F Woodside, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I come from a land of pools, burritos, and traffic-otherwise known as Los Angeles.

Here is the place in the profile where people usually list all the places they have been. Just know I have been in places, and lived in the San Francisco Bay Area for a few years.

I've been in the Big Bad Apple almost 7 years doing things like abusing my Seamless account and trying to stay calm when surrounded by tourists on 5th Ave.

I do theater as in I write plays, I sometimes act in them. I pay the bills by running all things administration at a political nonprofit.

In my dream world I would be paying my bills teaching or working for an organization that serves veterans.

This is me in a comfortably sized nutshell.

I see you question #2...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What up question #2

What am I doing with my life? I am so glad OkC asked a question that does not plunge me into an existential crisis.

Trying to not walk too fast, listening to comedy specials while I work, training for my next run, and trying to enjoy everything more than I usually do because goddammit why not.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I know way too much about the weather forecast. I hold a Jack and Coke just right when I sing karaoke. And I used to tap dance like a mean shuffle stomp powerhouse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. I am going to take a serious poll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are many. Why take the time to list?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pilot pen in my bag
"Try a Little Tenderness" after bad days
Iced coffee in the summer, hot coffee in the winter
Phone calls with the family back home
A kitchen with counter space
The news
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do I have to do next?
Do I have my keys?
What do I want for lunch?
Am I doing enough?
How can I be a super hero?
Will the news get better anytime soon?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I am not trapped in a rehearsal room with very small windows, I am out with friends, pouring stories over drinks and/or seeing a live performance of some kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was writing at a cafe when a guy came up and seriously asked if I would make a porn with him. I talked to him for 20 minutes, he cried and gave me a hug when he left. Whatever you call this superpower, I have it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So you shouldn't message me if you like to party all the time and you feel compelled to take pictures of everything.

You should message me if:
You prefer Chucks over heels
You like your talk smart
You dig creative types
You want to meet in real life
You are looking for something that means something
You want to swap OkCupid horror stories

Regardless, good luck out there. May you find what you're looking for soon.