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  • Ages 21–34
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6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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My friends call me Ferris and I have an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. I am planning on borrowing a Ferrari and embarking on a one day journey through the streets of Chicago... Care to join me?
What I’m doing with my life
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“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

I am currently making a career shift and hopefully getting a career that will make me happy. I do have a job currently while I am making this shift.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, cooking, smiling and quoting terrible movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
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When I get excited I tend to not knowingly raise my voice. So most likely they will hear me first, but if not I would say my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I enjoy reading anything historical or sports related and I read a lot.

Movies - Comedies and very bad horror films.

TV Shows - Comedies, How I met your mother, Big Bang theory, Kind of queen, Drama- breaking bad.

Music - It has to have that head bopping quality.

Food- Yes please.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I like to think about random things such as:

Can you cry under water?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to get out and try something new. If something new backfires I can be found either catching a movie or singing karokee and being social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I spend way too much time thinking about how they come up with my enemy percentage and why I am enemies with so many people on here. lol
You should message me if
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you enjoy funny banter and crying... from laughter of course. You have come this far... why not?

**Please only respond to my message if you have something to say. I am trying to start a conversation and it is very nice of you to answer my question, but if you have no question of your own or no way to keep the conversation going just save yourself the time.