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richardt55

59 M Melbourne, FL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh dear, 'self summary"? I am the original never take anything seriously guy. Life was designed for me to make fun of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making others laugh. I used to work as a stand up comedian, not kidding, and still enjoy doing it from time to time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
smile. And that I have matching socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Clancy and Cussler. Bruce Springsteen is my musical fave.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
CD blasting in my car. Sunshine, my family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where did I leave my car keys
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When people ask me what I do, I tell them I work for Ringling Bros. as a midget trainer. Then I see how long I can keep them believing that. One woman believed me for almost an hour. Until I told her I got fired for using a cattle prod on a little person to coax them into the car holding 12 of his friends. I started laughing, and the game was up!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 45–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have a third eye in the center of your forehead.