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40 Long Island City, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:18am
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Native New Yorker. Small dog owner.

We're all agreed this shit is awful right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuff. Also, things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random bits of useless knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard, accent, prehensile tail?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm open to recommendations currently. Last book I finished was Bukowski's "Post Office". I thought it was "meh".

I don't really watch television.

Listening to (according to
Mazzy Star, Ben Nichols, Ryan Adams, Depeche Mode, Crisis, The Gaslight Anthem, Cracker, The Avett Brothers, Cat Stevens, Jefferson Airplane, Mott the Hoople, Joni Mitchell, Pavement, Bob Dylan, Allen Toussaint, Nick Drake, Scott Walker, and Lloyd Price.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air. Water. Food. Some kind of shelter.

The rest, well I'd survive. I'm not saying it'd be pleasant, but never is a strong word.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is "mostly vegetarian"? For the most part vegetarian, but on full moons you turn into a rabid creature that hunts the English country side, devouring any animal in your path? Safer to just stay at the Slaughtered Lamb Pub.*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm just going to propound that if you live in NYC, you can't really define a "typical" anything. And if you can, you're doing it wrong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have, despite my fair skin, completely and utterly failed at learning how to properly apply sunblock. Forever sporting awkward sun burns.
You should message me if
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You want to exchange a bunch of messages until one of us eventually doesn't respond.