This is not the end of the internet, however anything beyond this point is unknown and it's probably just easier to turn around now.
So, I'm 24 and I've got a job and a place to live - that's not with my parents. Phew.. Now that's out of the way...
You know how when you're a kid and you want to bust out of the house but your parents are like, "dude, it's tough out there." And you're like, "Yah whatever."
Well, if you're like me then you've finally gotten to the point where you're admitting to yourself that actually living a stable responsible adult life is really ****ing hard. BUT!
That doesn't mean you don't get out there and kick as much ass as you can.
So I'm getting out there getting my hands dirty, but I'm still figuring things out- so if you're looking for a guy that's got it all figured out...that's not me.
Lemme give you a real world 'for instance.'
I like boats. They're cool n shit; for all the obvious reasons a boat would be cool.
You know...they float ...and do other things...
So anyway, my grandfather passes away (Aww I know, sad. Great guy. Let's stay focused)... and he leaves me his ****ing boat...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A BOAT! I don't have a truck or a space to park that shit! I LIVE IN --->SAN FRANCISCO!!---.
So now what do I do?
Ladies, this is what I mean. I'm an adult, but man this sh*tis hard!
So if any of this nonsense resonated with you, hit me up because you're probably cool. Or maybe you have an F-150** with a tow package and you want to hit the lake. I'll buy the beers.
** is it AN F-150 or A F-150? I know there's a grammar Nazi out there who knows. I mean. 'A' is grammatically correct, but 'AN' sounds better. Someones gotta know.
I make a killer breakfast burrito and spaghetti/meatballs. You'll love my meatballs.
......Anyway I'm done. This thing probably doesn't work anyway..