richporter
33 Bridgeport, CT
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My self-summary
I've never been great at these kind of things. It's like when you're at an interview and they ask you what you think your strengths are. What do you say without sounding annoyingly confident or desperately hopeless?

I'm a 30-Something and I look 17. It's a gift and a curse. I'm a writer, history buff and a politics junkie. These are my guilty pleasures, because I end up keeping it all too myself. Who wants to hear about boring shit like WWII? People want to get high and discuss alien conspiracies instead. I'm down. I'm also down for a drunken club crawl.

I really like school too. Sad probably. I just excel at it. So much so I've tried three times. Just kidding. I want to get involved in law though. Legal counseling, political science. You know, shit where I can line my pockets with corrupt cash. Just kidding still.

Oh, so I work. It consumes most of my life. That life is Edible Arrangements. I bet you've heard of them. They own me.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, nothing. In the near future, some things. Check back later for more details.
I’m really good at
Talking. Really, really, really good at talking. I'm also good at telling the truth, as well as some other things that even my most hated ex would praise me for.
The first things people usually notice about me
My frame. I'm just built small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too many to list. Here's one of my favorites from each...

Book: World War Z, War of the Spider Queen
Movie: Forrest Gump
Show: Game of Thrones, True Blood
Music: Rap/Hip Hop
Food: Pasta, Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Just six? This isn't fair so I refuse to answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. If not that I will most likely be watching TV or playing around on the Xbox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Access to my dirty little secrets is a privilege that must be earned.
You should message me if
You aren't going to give one word replies or drop off the face of the earth mid-conversation.
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