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richporter

32 M Bridgeport, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've never been great at these kind of things. It's like when you're at an interview and they ask you what you think your strengths are. What do you say without sounding annoyingly confident or desperately hopeless?

I'm a 30-Something and I look 17. It's a gift and a curse. I'm a writer, history buff and a politics junkie. These are my guilty pleasures, because I end up keeping it all too myself. Who wants to hear about boring shit like WWII? People want to get high and discuss alien conspiracies instead. I'm down. I'm also down for a drunken club crawl.

I really like school too. Sad probably. I just excel at it. So much so I've tried three times. Just kidding. I want to get involved in law though. Legal counseling, political science. You know, shit where I can line my pockets with corrupt cash. Just kidding still.

Oh, so I work. It consumes most of my life. That life is Edible Arrangements. I bet you've heard of them. They own me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment, nothing. In the near future, some things. Check back later for more details.

I recently signed up for school to FINALLY complete my BA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Really, really, really good at talking. I'm also good at telling the truth, as well as some other things that even my most hated ex would praise me for.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My frame. I'm just built small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Way too many to list. Here's one of my favorites from each...

Book: World War Z, War of the Spider Queen
Movie: Forrest Gump
Show: Game of Thrones, True Blood
Music: Rap/Hip Hop
Food: Pasta, Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just six? This isn't fair so I refuse to answer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If not that I will most likely be watching TV or playing around on the Xbox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Access to my dirty little secrets is a privilege that must be earned.
You should message me if
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You aren't going to give one word replies or drop off the face of the earth mid-conversation.