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30 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Before we begin. I have to say this. If anyone thinks that a profile is a complete indication of someone's personality, you are sadly mistaken. With that said, take every profile for what it is...a starting point.

FYI: I actually live in Vancouver but it's the first time living outside of Portland in my life and I am having separation issues. The only thing that gets me by is knowing it is temporary. Though it isn't so bad up here. Just more "country" if you will.

I am a talkative, bouncy, fun(ny) person who is happy with his life choices. I have a close-knit group of friends and we would do anything for each other...Except for that.

I like tinkering with things. One of my hobbies involves a computer called Raspberry Pi. You should look it up. It's pretty sweet. I built a pretty compact media server out of it but want to get another one so I can try to build an automated bartender with it. Just as soon as I learn how to code in Python.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just riding the ride. Doing my best to enjoy it along the way. I am currently bartending/waiting tables but I am in the process of trying to find a computer tech support job. Hoping to find something worth a damn since computer jobs tend to be under compensatory.
Aside from that I hang with my friends a lot, drink, and smoke bowls. Always looking for good comedy shows to go. Saw Doug Benson once and it was awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bowling, snowboarding, disc golf, movie trivia, video games.
Being a snob when it comes to beer and then not being afraid to drink Rolling Rock on occasion. Which is funny because I am even a beer snob when it comes to cheap beer.
Camping whenever I can find the time which is not often the last few years =(
Crock pot chili and cooking breakfast.
Engineering things out of Lego Technics.
Thinking of ways to make things work better, hopefully involving some sort of project.
Making jokes that your parents would cringe at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard and a ponytail(this is recent because I wanted to grow my hair out but hate it being in my face). Other than that, I am almost always talking about something. My mind tends to jump from subject to subject so an ability to follow along is usually a nice attribute to have.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have put the categories in order of importance to me. So as you can see, I like beer most.

Beer: I Love Beer

Music: Lately it has been as such. Savant, Kubbi, Daft Punk, LCD Soundsystem, The Presidents of the United States of America, Disparate Youth by Santigold, The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, Jump into the Fog by The Wombats, The Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Foster the People, Radar Detector by Darwin Deez, Passion Pit, Kaiser Chiefs, Noah and the Whale, Deadmau5, Dillon Francis, Zedd, Knife Party. Whatever sounds good to me on Spotify. I love really upbeat music. Though I can still get down on some Metal. Not really a big fan of Country though.

Movies: I love movies. I have a fairly large collection and have a hard time deciding my favorites. I really like Wes Anderson, Judd Apatow, and Kevin Smith. I prefer comedy and action over Drama/Foreign films anyday.

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Leverage, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Orange is the New Black, House of Cards, Bobs Burgers, Archer. I love cozying up with a good beer, a good friend, and some Netflix Marathon Action.

(This like is in order of importance as well)
NBA(Trail Blazers)
NCAAFB(Oregon Ducks)
NFL(Green Bay Packers and secretly The Eagles because of Chip Kelly)
MLS(Who else but the Timbers)
MLB(Mariners but I don't watch baseball unless I actually get to go to the game)

Food: Pizza, shitty Portland Chinese(It's what I grew up on), chicken Fried steak, Bacon(Bacon should always start with a capital letter), cheeses galore.

Books: Ok. So I just recently started to go on a reading kick now that i have a tablet and books are easy to deal with on there. Finding books that can hold my attention has always been a challenge. The last series to do that was the Womens Murder Club series by James Patterson. I think I read like 7 or 8 of them. I just recently read Orange is the new Black and liked it quite a bit. I just started to read Sherlock Holmes Classics but so far it is like reading the BBC Sherlock Series. I am usually more into mystery/thrillers. If you have any suggestions, let me know.

If you wanna know more, send me a message. These are some of my favorite topics to talk about.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from the obvious Friends/Family, Water, Food, etc.

My Beard
Upbeat Music
TV Shows/Movies
A Computer
Oregon Beer
Money for all of my million hobbies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why doesn't the Drivers License test take you on the freeway? Why does my Mazda 3 have head rests on the back seats if you have to remove them to put the seat down for trunk hauling? I mean, I don't even know where mine are now because I never used them. I bet I am missing something on Imgur right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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If going to a brewery and getting a flight of beer appeals to you. Or if you need a beer guide. Or if you think I might like a new IPA you just tried.

Or ya want to? I am not going to twist your arm or anything...unless you are into that kind of thing.

Oh and if the thought of making friends on here doesn't scare you, then let's hang out. New friends are fun.

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