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rideoption

26 M Reston, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
First off. I'd like to apologize. I started the ironic t-shirt fad back in middle school. It seemed like a great idea at the time. It clearly got out of hand. So, yeah. Sorry about that.

I work at a non-profit nature center as an animal handler/educator. Basically my job is being Jack Hanna or Steve Irwin, but I look way better in khakis and I'm not on TV (yet). My job involves doing animal shows for kids and old people. That or feeding/cleaning. For the animals that is. Not the old people or kids. Someone else does that.

I'm a foreign service brat. Both my parents were U.S. diplomats and I grew up in several different countries. Been snowboarding for 10+ years. Wish I could do more of it. So I'm working for the time being, trying to figure out what to do next. I'm also a "certified" bartender, which is to say I took a 2 week bartending class for the hell of it.

I'm not sure how reliable Myers-Briggs is, but I took the test for shits, and I'm an INFP (apparently).

Disclaimer: I recently moved back to Northern VA to take care of my aging father. If the whole "he technically lives with a parent" thing is a dealbreaker, that's fine. No hard feelings. Yes I had my own place for a number of years, and this is a fairly recent and ideally temporary development.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a non-profit. Working with animals is great but I'm not big on kids so its not my dream job. Grad school at some point, though for what exactly I'm still figuring out.
I’m really good at
Decent snowboarder (the screenname was supposed to be a reference to that, but I don't think Option is too widely known as a brand). I make some good mixed drinks too. Back in college I used to macgyver amazing drinks out of whatever we had and then give them clever names that I'd forget the next day. Used to play the drums. I should pick that up again.
The first things people usually notice about me
the glasses I normally wear. I always take them off for pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I read too much to make an effective, let alone readable list.

Movies:
Better if you just ask. Too many to list. Are you really reading all of it anyway?

Shows: See movies.

Music: I could be one of those people who lists every band they've ever listened to. Better yet, I could call my tastes "eclectic". I won't though. That's way too much typing. Does anyone really ever read the whole list? I'm impressed if you're reading this right now.

Food: Pretty open to anything, though I'm partial to Italian and Mexican. I just don't like cheese, or bacon.

yep. not a fan of either cheese or bacon.
The six things I could never do without
the internet
my car
...I'll get back to you on the rest
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Grad school or what I'm going to do with my life in general. Some of the writing projects I'm working on when the creative urge hits.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or relaxing at home, abusing netflix or my xbox.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm here to begin with.

I was at one point a decent horseback rider (western/rodeo). I've also ridden a bull and been a rodeo clown.

I hate the number 7. I always have for some reason.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I seem like someone you'd get along with. That's probably a good place to start. It also helps if you like dark, dry, sarcastic humor. That being said...is there wet humor?

Or maybe if you're interested in seeing some concerts or checking more of DC out. I've been living in the area for a while, and I still really don't know the city as well as I'd like.