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27 Reston, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm the reason ironic t-shirts became a fad. It got out of hand. I regret nothing.

I work at a non-profit nature center as a wildlife handler. Basically my job is teaching people about wildlife, using wildlife. I show up with a few animals. People get to see them up close, touch them (if they're safe to touch). The whole point is to give people exposure to wildlife, and educate them about nature and the issues wildlife face. Its a lot of fun. I'm basically paid to play with animals. That is my job. I also take care of them. Not as fun, but it needs to be done obviously. I don't know who takes care of the audiences after I'm done. Someone else probably.

I'm a foreign service brat. Both my parents were U.S. diplomats and I grew up in several different countries. I didn't actually live in the U.S. permanently until I was 12.

Been snowboarding for 13+ years. Wish I could do more of it. I toy with the idea of being a snow bum, working as an instructor up in Canada or the Northwest during the winter, then down in New Zealand during the summer, just to have constant snow. I'm definitely a winter kind of guy.

So I'm working for the time being, while I save up for grad school.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Working with animals is great but its not my dream job. Grad school at some point.

Working on a stand-up routine. We'll see how it does in an actual show.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a decent snowboarder (the screenname was supposed to be a reference to that, but I don't think Option is too widely known as a brand). I make some good mixed drinks too. Back in college I used to macgyver amazing drinks out of whatever we had and then give them clever names that I'd forget the next day. Used to play the drums. I should pick that up again.
The first things people usually notice about me
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the glasses I normally wear. I always take them off for pictures.

Sometimes I have a beard. Sometimes I don't.

my height? Should have kept taking my flintstones vitamins as a kid. now i'm paying for it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a bad(good?) habit of buying too many books. Most of what I read is non-fiction dealing with social issues. Generally if I see a book on a topic I want to learn more about, I'll just buy it. I like the old dystopian novels and older sci-fi like Arthur C. Clarke, Issac Assimov, and others. I could list everything I read in high school to try and seem more well-read.

Better if you just ask. Too many to list.

Shows: I've stayed up until 3 am watching Planet Earth on BBC. I'd do it again.

Music: I could be one of those people who lists every band they've ever listened to. Better yet, I could call my tastes "eclectic". I won't though. 90's grunge and alternative is great. Same goes for late 90's/2000's punk rock. 311 is a definite favorite.

Food: Pretty open to anything, though I'm partial to Italian and Mexican. I just don't like cheese, or bacon.

yep. not a fan of either cheese or bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the internet
my car
my job, or some other activity where I'm paid to do things

i'll get back to you on the rest...

No, I won't.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next step. Trying to figure out what to do with my life.

I know they said you'll figure it out in college. They lied.

Also your parents lied about a bunch of stuff while you were growing up. I'm sorry you had to find out about it here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or relaxing at home, abusing netflix or my xbox. Maybe the gym. I'm trying to get back in shape after partially tearing my Achilles' tendon a while ago.
Sometimes I have to work late. Kind of a downer when that happens, but Friday is treat day for the animals at work. Some of those guys live for treat day. Fucking adorable. I make sure treat day is never missed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was at one point a decent horseback rider (western/rodeo). I've also ridden a bull and been a rodeo clown. This isn't actually that private. I'll tell most anyone I've ridden a bull. 4.5 seconds is my record.

I hate the number 7. I always have for some reason.
You should message me if
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I seem like someone you'd get along with. That's probably a good place to start. It also helps if you like dark, dry, sarcastic humor. That being there wet humor?

Or maybe if you're interested in seeing some concerts or checking more of DC out. I've been living in the area for a while, and I still really don't know the city as well as I'd like. I'm always down to see comedy shows.

Also if you're ultimately looking for someone to go snowboarding/skiing with. Beach trips are also good. Not a first date thing obviously, but its good to have long term goals.