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riffraff311

29 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll just start by tellin you I am pretty effin amazing...no really...oh and modest too :) HA always open with a joke...

I'm a chef, and a free spirited, fun loving lady. I try to let the bullshit in life roll off my back. I live for having fun and enjoying every second I'm lucky enough to have. I've been called a hippy before, but I just think I'm a happy and enthusiastic person. Not a "girly girl" by any means, I dont own a pair of high heels (ok maybe one pair), loath shopping but can get ready to go out in 10 minutes. Not to say I'm not feminine, just not big into material things. I'd rather spend my money on something that would create an epic memory like a trip or an awesome meal (big into food). I'm a total dog person, my Louie Dog has gotten me through more than I could imagine.

Love the outdoors, traveling, meeting new people, and getting lost in awesome conversations about anything. I lived in Germany for about 2 years, and yes it was awesome! I don't feel like I need someone else to be happy or that my clock is running out or anything like that, but I know that there is a void in my life that only one person can fill. Just lookin for a soul to squeeze. I would love to share this adventure with someone I can be my most ME with. I don't want to hold anything back, or walk on eggshells when I talk. I have a bold sense of humor, I love laughing at the little things in life. music taste is also a very important thing for me. I feel like your musical choices say a lot about who you are on the inside. ;)

Why I'm on a dating website: being a chef, I do work a lot which makes it just a bit difficult to meet someone I would consider dating. I definetly have a social life, my friends are my world. Just not trying to pick up a random dude at a bar or get involved with anyone I work with. So here I find myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cookin, laughin, lovin, rockin, paintin, learnin, sleepin, breathin, drinkin, writin, singin, jammin, watchin, listenin, sittin, waitin, wishin...

Moving to Austin has dramatically improved the quality of my life :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having fun I suppose. Also hugs, been told I give the best hugs. I guess since I'm a chef and its really all I've ever done I should say cooking. But I believe anyone is bound to be good at something they enjoy or are passionate about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to make people laugh a lot, so my wit paired with my stunning smile. You get a look at that thing? Could cure cancer.

More often than not I'm reminded (by both genders) that I have large breasts. My usual reaction is to act completley suprised as if I never really noticed them before, and again that usually gets a few laughs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: mostly cook books, but i love most of chuck pahalnick's books, ive read a few. i read some of the walking dead graphic novels back in the day. Right now im in the middle of "captain trips" a biography on jerry garcia, and starting game of thrones.

MOVIES: wes anderson films, m night shamaylan films, quinten terrintino films, guy richie films...

tropic thunder, anchorman, old school, the other guys, walk hard, get him to the greek, grandmas boy, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, hot tub time machine, knocked up, across the universe, fight club, x-men, pineapple express, elf, monty python, christmas vacation, disney classics

TV: game of thrones, Dexter, cosmos, arrested development, freaks and geeks, LOST, The walking dead, breaking bad, the league, party down, broad city, workaholics, community, family guy, american dad, futurama, south park, archer, bob's burgers, (i love cartoons) its always sunny in philidelphia, that 70's show

MUSIC: just to name a few...311, sublime, phish, gorillaz, pepper, pink floyd, the flaming lips, the dirty heads, no doubt, beastie boys, cake, beck, the black keys, cage the elephant, the grateful dead, fleet foxes, incubus, radiohead, joplin, hendrix, marley, matt & kim, red hot chili peppers, the talking heads, passion pit, muse, mgmt, explosions in the sky, slightly stoopid, the avett brothers, mumford & sons, ben harper, jack johnson, girl talk, my morning jacket, ween, the beatles, the rolling stones, bob dylan, willie nelson, eric clapton, led zepplin, steve miller band, the allman brothers band, bright eyes, daft punk, bassnectar, tool, queen, rage against the machine, the toadies, deftones, particle, nightmares on wax, the motet, emancipater, string cheese incident, sts9, widespread panic, tame impala, arctic monkeys, grouplove, the mowglis...did i mention 311? haha

when it comes to food, i could go on and on since its kinda my life haha so just talk to me about that one ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Louie Dog
-Love. And those I love.
-311
-Jameson
-Pnut butter & jelly sammiches
-Laughing my ass off
-Face-Melting-Bass-Solos

And apparently the ability to count to six is not that important....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'll ever be able to fly.

Where my next smile will come from.....from within? Awesome :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up to some hood rat shit somewheres. Or probably working, yeah let's go with that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't wear thongs...don't even own one. I think if I was trying to feel sexy I wouldnt wear underwear at all, as oppose to feeling like I have an annoying wedgie all day...call me crazy, but I cruise for comfort :)
You should message me if
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you are cool with partaking in the herbage, like/love dogs, enjoy amazing food, have an open mind, enjoy the kind of music that moves your soul, have the ability to see people for who they are on the inside, think im pretty (hehe), you don't absolutly hate 311, you know what you want and realize time is precious, aren't a complete dick or full of yourself, you don't have one of those rediculous bathroom mirror shots with your phone, you enjoy being social, are ready for an amazing adventure at all times, and if you could see yourself with someone like me.