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riffraff311

27 / F / Straight / Single

Austin, Texas

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:36pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'll just start by tellin you i am pretty effin amazing...no really...oh and modest too :) HA always open with a joke...

im a chef, and a free spirited, fun loving lady. I try to let the bullshit in life roll off my back. i live for having fun and enjoying every second im lucky enough to have. ive been called a hippy before, but i just think i am a happy and enthusiastic person. im not a girly girl by any means, i dont own a pair of high heels, i hate shopping and i can get ready to go out in 10 minutes. not to say im not feminine, im just not big into material things. id rather spend my money on something that would create an epic memory like a trip or an awesome meal (big into food). im a total dog person, my louie dog has gotten me through more than i could imagine.

i really love the outdoors, traveling, meeting new people, and getting lost in awesome conversations about anything. I lived in germany for about 2 years, and have been cookin my way around town since ive been back, and yes it was awesome! i dont feel like i need someone else to be happy or that my clock is running out or anything like that, but i know that there is a void in my life that only one person can fill. just lookin for a soul to squeeze. i would love to share this adventure with someone i can be my most ME with. i dont want to hold anything back, or walk on eggshells when i talk. i have a bold sense of humor, i love laughing at the little things in life. music taste is also a very important thing for me. i feel like your musical choices say a lot about who you are on the inside. ;)

why im on a dating website: being a chef, i do work a lot which makes it just a bit difficult to meet someone i would consider dating. i definetly have a social life, my friends are my world. im just not trying to pick up a random dude at a bar or get involved with anyone i work with. so here i find myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Cookin, laughin, lovin, rockin, paintin, learnin, sleepin, jammin, watchin, listenin, sittin, waitin, wishin....
I’m really good at
having fun? haha i guess since im a chef and its really all ive ever done i should say cooking. but i believe anyone is bound to be good at something they enjoy or are passionate about.
The first things people usually notice about me
well i tend to make people laugh a lot i suppose...but more often than not im reminded (by both genders!) that i have large breasts. my usual reaction is to act completley suprised as if i never really noticed them before, and again that usually gets a few laughs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: mostly cook books, but i love most of chuck pahalnick's books, ive read a few. i read some of the walking dead graphic novels back in the day. Right now im in the middle of "captain trips" a biography on jerry garcia.

MOVIES: wes anderson films, m night shamaylan films, quinten terrintino films, guy richie films...

anchorman, old school, the other guys, walk hard, get him to the greek, grandmas boy, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, hot tub time machine, knocked up, across the universe, fight club, x-men, pineapple express, elf, monty python, christmas vacation, disney classics

TV: not a huge tv watcher but i have a few shows i love, such as Dexter, arrested development, freaks and geeks, LOST, The walking dead, breaking bad, mad men, nip tuck, party down, workaholics, community, family guy, american dad, futurama, south park, archer, bob's burgers, (i love cartoons) its always sunny in philidelphia, that 70's show

MUSIC: just to name a few...311, sublime, phish, gorillaz, pepper, the flaming lips, the dirty heads, no doubt, beastie boys, cake, beck, the black keys, cage the elephant, the grateful dead, fleet foxes, incubus, radiohead, joplin, hendrix, marley, matt & kim, red hot chili peppers, the talking heads, passion pit, muse, mgmt, explosions in the sky, slightly stoopid, the avett brothers, mumford & sons, ben harper, jack johnson, girl talk, my morning jacket, ween, the beatles, the rolling stones, bob dylan, willie nelson, eric clapton, led zepplin, steve miller band, the allman brothers band, bright eyes, daft punk, bassnectar, tool, queen, rage against the machine, the toadies, deftones, string cheese incident, sts9, widespread panic...did i mention 311? haha

when it comes to food, i could go on and on since its kinda my life haha so just talk to me about that one ;)
The six things I could never do without
my louie dog
311
amazing food
laughing my ass off
the people im so fortunate to have in my life
PLUR (positivity-love-unity-respect)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if ill ever be able to fly....
On a typical Friday night I am
probably working, in my world there is no such thing as a typical anything, just depends on where the wind takes me i guess
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i dont wear thongs...dont even own one. i think if i was trying to feel sexy i wouldnt wear underwear at all, as oppose to feeling like i have an annoying wedgie all day...i cruise for comfort :)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are cool with partaking in the herbage, like/love dogs, enjoy amazing food, have an open mind, enjoy the kind of music that moves your soul, have the ability to see people for who they are on the inside, think im pretty (hehe), you dont absolutly hate 311, arent a complete dick or full of yourself, you dont have one of those rediculous bathroom mirror shots with your phone, you enjoy being social, are ready for an amazing adventure at all times, and if you could see yourself with someone like me.