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rifrandell

33 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i prefer bikes over cars; cooking over eating out; staying up late over getting up early; music over tv; outside over inside; armpit over cologne; fixing shit over buying new shit; riding boards over throwing balls; adventuring over complacency, and real life over technology. although the latters have their time too.

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What I’m doing with my life
It depends on when you ask me. I do all kinds of things! and I would like to do even more. I almost always have some kind of awesome plan in the works. For the last year, I've spend most of my time getting my shit together for my new business involving decadent health food and coaching people how to feel more awesomer in their bodies. The other me provides fancy and not-so-fancy libations to people via bar gigs. I love both.

I do a lot of experimenting with and reading about food things. I also enjoy seeking physical adventure whenever possible; doing new stuff and going new places; chilling with a movie or some Hulu when I'm all tuckered out; morning workouts; checking out "the arts"; watching my friends and strangers rock out; laughing; appreciating whiskey; fixing shit up; playing pool; walking and wrastlin' with my amazingly spry 15 year old pup; looking for fun and happiness, wherever it may be; and struggling to be more productive in all my hobbies and such while workin' for the man while dwelling on how to not work for the man.

But really, these days, I mostly work and study and cook and do things to assure my future independence from having a boss.
I’m really good at
not being bored. cooking. cocktails. bikey stuff. sewing. cuddling.

i'm even better at being kind of good at lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
honestly, i couldn't tell ya.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984; A Brave New World; God Bless you, Dr. Kevorkian (and other Vonnegut); Watership Down; Batman graphic novels; Y: The Last Man; Sleeper; 100 Bullets; The Fart Party; On the Road (and other Kerouac); Days of War, Nights of Love; Make Your Place; choose your own adventure; Sweet tooth; Animal Farm; Hot Water Music; Everybody Poops; Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas; Screw Calm Get Angry; The Blue Day Book; Making Stuff and Doing Things; random zines; Get it Ripe; The Philosophy of Punk; ; Thrive; The Lorax

Fight Club; any future dystopia/reflection on society type plot; American Beauty; Singin' in the Rain; Tank Girl; The Big Lebowski; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo; The Blues Brothers; Sid and Nancy; Rock n' Roll High School; The Dark Knight; Machotaildrop; Bike Porn; CKY2K; Food Fight and other documentaries about music or food

Futurama; Mr. Show; anything Batman; Girls; the Simpsons; Metalocolypse; The Office; Parks and Recreation; The Daily Show; The Colbert Report; Louie; True Blood; Grimm; Orphan Black; @midnight

NOFX; Descendents; Dead Prez; Mos Def; the Pharcyde; ; Propaghandi; Tribe Called Quest; Cat Power; Gorilla Angreb; The Dead Boys, The Dead Milkmen; The Runaways; Tiny Knives; Nasalrod; She and Him; Cake; Dr. Dre; Snoop Dog; Bone Thugs; Los Banos; The Minutemen; Rvivr; Operation Ivy; Black Flag; Pink Floyd; Erykah Badu; Lauryn Hill; The Fugees; Rod Stewart; Ween; Radiohead; Pinhead Gunpowder; Suicidal Tendencies; Ramones; Sublime; The Pixies; Bad Brains; Portishead; Choking Victim; Daed Kennedies; Hank III; Hank Williams; Screeching Weasel; Digable Planets; Boyz II Men; Salt n' Peppa; Nomeansno; Fugazi; Minor Threat; Richard Hell and the Voidoids; The Buzzcocks; The Coup; Lucero; Band of Horses; Mazzy Star; F-Minus; Bad Religion; Turbonegro; Amy Winehouse; The Distillers; The Bronx; Peaches; Le Tigre; The Clash; Madlib; Madvillian Manic Hispanc; X-ray Specs; X; Iggy Pop and the Stooges; and lots more punk, hip hop, outlaw country; 90's of all sorts but especially hip hop and r&b; classic rock, chill sleepy music, rowdy dancey music, pretty lady music, whatever my friends play, and whatever i haven't heard that is pleasing to my ears and sound wave intake mechanisms.

i love food. as long as there is no flesh or flesh juice, mustard, grapefruit, or stinky cheese, it's probably awesome.
The six things I could never do without
plants
music
fun
traveling
something to ride...
friends
snuggles
breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make my life the best it can be. By my standards. Why my standards seem so different than other people's. All of the things I need to do to get help my business baby grow up! Where are all the mature, responsible, yet fun grown ups who treat ladies with respect and appreciation in and out of the sack and have something positive going for them in their unique life? I think about that more than i wish i did. Why people so crazy?! Whether it's time for a bender or a health kick. Moving to Coastal Spain. Bodies... how do they work?! Food for health. Food for yums. How can i convince people to not fuck up the planet so bad? Why can't I use my left hand to make the scissors cut stuff? and where i can find some baby corn on the cob NOT from a can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly working. Maybe going to bed early to get up for a bootcamp ass kicking in the morning. Most likely cooking, or trying to figure out something new and amazing to do. Just like any other day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Just about anything. secrets are a waste of time. Although i might smirk, stutter, and jot my eyes around awkwardly while admitting said things.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you like varying genres of music, but there is no doubt that punk rock is in your soul.

you're happy with yourself and where your life is going. and/ or is.

you want to nerd out about nutrition.

you like doing cool things with edible plants.

you like fun and can help me have some!

you're good at having fun without booze too! and maybe even have some creative ideas about how to have that fun.

you want to hang out at a rad punk or metal show.

you know how to have a good conversation, in person AND in emails.

if you're a punk loving bike riding vegan with a good sense of humor, responsibility, and adventure who likes to build, fix, or create things, stay in relatively decent shape, do nice things for your lady friend, and have nice things done for you, why aren't we talking already?