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34 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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i prefer bikes over cars; cooking over eating out; music over tv; outside over inside; armpit over cologne; fixing shit over buying new shit; riding boards over throwing balls; non-conventional schedules over 9-5s; healthful foods over junky foods; responsibility over flightiness; adventuring over complacency, and real life over technology. although the latters have their time too.
What I’m doing with my life
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It depends on when you ask me. I do all kinds of things! and I would like to do even more. I almost always have some kind of awesome plan in the works. For the last year, I've spend most of my time getting my shit together for my Personal Chef and Health Coach business involving decadent health food and coaching people how to feel more awesomer in their bodies. The other me helps people unwind with fancy and not-so-fancy libations via bartending. I love both. YinYang.

I do a lot of experimenting with and reading about food things. I also enjoy seeking physical adventure whenever possible; doing new stuff and going new places; chilling with a movie or some Hulu when I'm all tuckered out; morning workouts; checking out "the arts"; watching my friends and strangers rock out; laughing; appreciating whiskey; fixing shit up; playing pool; thinking about dogs; looking for fun and happiness, wherever it may be; and struggling to be more productive in all my hobbies and such while workin' for the man while dwelling on how to not work for the man.

But really, these days, I mostly work and study and cook and do things to assure my future independence from having a boss.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not being bored. cooking. cocktails. bikey stuff. sewing. cuddling.

i'm even better at being kind of good at lots of things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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honestly, i couldn't tell ya.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1984; A Brave New World; God Bless you, Dr. Kevorkian (and other Vonnegut); Watership Down; Batman graphic novels; Y: The Last Man; Sleeper; 100 Bullets; The Fart Party; On the Road (and other Kerouac); Days of War, Nights of Love; Make Your Place; choose your own adventure; Sweet tooth; Animal Farm; Hot Water Music; Everybody Poops; Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas; Screw Calm Get Angry; The Blue Day Book; Making Stuff and Doing Things; random zines; Get it Ripe; The Philosophy of Punk; ; Thrive; The Lorax

Fight Club; any future dystopia/reflection on society type plot; American Beauty; Singin' in the Rain; Tank Girl; The Big Lebowski; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo; The Blues Brothers; Sid and Nancy; Rock n' Roll High School; The Dark Knight; Machotaildrop; Bike Porn; CKY2K; Food Fight and other documentaries about music or food

Futurama; Mr. Show; anything Batman; Girls; the Simpsons; Metalocolypse; The Office; Parks and Recreation; The Daily Show; The Colbert Report; Louie; True Blood; Grimm; Orphan Black; New Girl (and anything Zooey); Modern Family; @midnight

I had a big long music list here that mostly consisted of things I've liked since high school. But, I'm in a bit of a musical exploration phase, trying to figure out what makes today me feel as awesome as then me did when I listened to my fav skate and pop punk, classic punk, hip hop, outlaw country; 90's of all sorts but especially punk (duh), hip hop and r&b; classic rock, chill sleepy music, rowdy dancey music, pretty lady music, and whatever my friends play. I seem to be really into what I like to call "cooking jazz" these days. The kinda tunes that feel good to slosh a glass of wine around to while making pretty food.

i love food. as long as there is no flesh or flesh juice, mustard, grapefruit, or stinky cheese, it's probably awesome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
something to ride...
breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make my life the best it can be. By my standards. Why my standards seem so different than other people's. Flavor combinations. All of the things I need to do to help my business baby grow up! I miss my dog. Where are all the mature, responsible, yet fun grown ups who treat ladies with respect and appreciation in and out of the sack and have something positive going for them in their unique life? How to get paid to travel and spend time with sand in my toes. Why people so crazy?! Whether it's time for a bender or a health kick. I really miss my dog. Bodies... how do they work?! Food for health. Food for yums. How can i convince people to not fuck up the planet so bad? Why can't I use my left hand to make the scissors cut stuff? and where i can find some baby corn on the cob NOT from a can.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly working. Maybe going to bed early to get up for a bootcamp ass kicking in the morning. Most likely cooking, or trying to figure out something new and amazing to do. Just like any other day of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Just about anything. secrets are a waste of time. Although i might smirk, stutter, and jot my eyes around awkwardly while admitting said things.
You should message me if
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you like varying genres of music, but there is no doubt that punk rock is in your soul.

you're happy with yourself and where your life is going. and/ or is.

you want to nerd out about nutrition, food, or chef-ing.

you like doing cool things with edible plants.

you like fun and can help me have some!

you're good at having fun without booze too! and maybe even have some creative ideas about how to have that fun.

you want to hang out at a show, even if we never heard of 'em.

you know how to have a good conversation, in person AND in emails.

if you're a secure and stable, kind yet tough, conscientious and environmentally aware person with a good sense of humor, responsibility, and adventure who likes to build, fix, or create things, stay in relatively decent shape, do nice things for your lady friend, and have nice things done for you, why aren't we talking already?