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Also: I have the "greedy" award. I do not know why - I am one of the least greedy people I know ... you don't have to spend money to make me happy.

I am an INFJ, for whatever good that may or may not do for you. (Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Judging).

I'm a college junior, studying Rhetoric. I then plan on getting a Masters in Early Childhood Education so I can be a teacher. I am also, by night, a super villain known as Tabitha, Queen of the Damned.

I love computers, I play video games with alarming regularity, I have been known to play Dungeons & Dragons, I love Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, I will sit through just about anything, I sometimes watch Arthur on PBS when I get sick and am stuck at home. I love trance music and chill music. I also love to hang out with kids and try to subconsciously get them to ask me to play Pokemon with them - and then I do - and then they kick my ass because kids these days are so much better at Pokemon than we ever were, holy shit.

I am looking for someone who wants to meet me halfway and put into a relationship what he expects out of it. I want someone who can make me laugh and loves to do so. I want to be appreciated for me. Also, you should be competent and generally not suck.

It also sort of bothers me if you do not have a Facebook account. I don't know why, it just does - I think this is because a Facebook account means you are not a creeper and actually have a vaguely-functioning social life. So please have one or create one just for appearances - my 71 year old grandmother has one, and so can you.

Saving baby seals from being clubbed; yelling at people from across the room and having them not hear; waving back to people who were never actually waving to me in the first place, but the person behind me; journaling; photographing trees as they're the only thing I can photograph well; recycling aluminum; getting picked last for sports; making crude jokes; looking better on paper than I actually am; throwing books I'm mad at at walls; being a walking emoticon; making colorful flashcards; overreacting brilliantly; being a backseat driver; having anthropomorphic tendencies with animals; making snide comments that I think are under my breath but are, in fact, loud enough for everyone else to hear; loving most people, places and things; not doing much of anything

My eyes, I suppose. They're blue-grey. Or my smile.

Or the fact that I'm usually either completely alone or in the middle of a large group of people - I go between being a loner and the life of the party remarkably fast depending upon who I'm with - and let's face it, nerds know how to have a good time.

Anything by Jodi Picoult (particularly Salem Falls & Keeping Faith); Oliver Twist; Time Traveler's Wife; White Oleander; the Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay; geeky sci-fi (you know, Robert Jordan stuff). Jim Butcher. I'll read just about anything as long as it's not Twilight.

Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, Pirates of the Caribbean (1 and 3, never really liked 2), 21, Chicago, About a Boy, Down With Love, the Lakehouse, Mr. Holland's Opus, Pretty Woman, Sweeney Todd, also if it's had a small audience and is poorly made or a terrible sci-fi movie (you know, Ghost Ship?), I'll probably secretly love it. I don't loathe musicals, but I won't run right out to see them. As long as it doesn't suck, I'll try it once.

As for television, I don't watch much. I loved Harper's Island, but now the show is over, so no more of that. I really enjoy Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I am attempting to like 30 Rock, but it's started slow.

Counting Crows, Imogen Heap, Snow Patrol, Keane, Tom McRae, Beth Orton, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, the Shins, the Decemberists, Modern Skirts, Muse, Album Leaf, the Polyphonic Spree, Placebo, Regina Spektor, Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morissette, Zero 7, Straylight Run, Ivy, A Fine Frenzy, Damien Rice, Cinematic Orchestra, most vocal trance and chill (eg: Bent, Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, Thievery Corporation, Blue States, Future Sound of London, Endorphin, etc).

Mexican and Chinese and yellow curry. I also like pizza. I especially like thin-crust pizza, but I get a lot of flack for stating that in public from time to time, so I will refrain.

1. My friends. Who are things for the purposes of this page.
2. Oxygen is pretty sweet. I don't know where I would be without it, but it would not be a pretty existence, I imagine.
3. My phone, much as I don't want to admit it.
4. My laptop. Its name is Liam and it is like my third arm. (I'm not a boy, I have to get my third arm from somewhere). This way I can watch episodes of Arrested Development whenever I get bored, and that is win.
5. My camera, I suppose. It's beaten up and was my high school graduation present to myself, but it still works wonderfully and I love it - I take pictures constantly.
6. Wherever the Hell my future Significant Other is, he goes here.

My future and my friendships, my job, my grades. Why I'm single. Why nobody competent, nerdy and affectionate ever comes along on this site to sweep me off my willing feet.

Also what would happen if I had been the one to throw that shoe at George W. Bush ... would it have hit had I been there? Probably not because I'm left-handed and have a weak throw but damn it, what if it had hit? I'd be in jail I guess. But what if I wasn't? What if it had hit and instead I had been hoisted upon the shoulders of the crowds everywhere and ... oh damn, that would be so sweet.

Internetting, listening to music, daydreaming, IMing. Or out at a party or a friend's apartment/dorm. I have been known to cause quite a ruckus when given the drum set to Rock Band. I am also known to spend several hours on end just sitting in my dorm room with my friends exchanging funny Internet macros and memes with each other via IM.

When I was small, I used to play "airplane" with my stuffed animals and put their heads through the banister railings in the house, and once I got my head stuck, too, and they had to put butter on my neck to get me out.

My favorite game, however, was called "Titanic". It was a game in which I threw my body pillows onto the floor of my room and sat on my bed while it "sank," bemoaning my existence as a third-class passenger before sighing resignedly and throwing myself onto the "lifeboats" - but then I would die anyway because I was third-class.

I have the entire poem "the Lady of Shalott" memorized.

Also, once I had an entire dream that was nothing but a game of Tetris.

You still are vaguely interested in my personality after you've read all of this. And by "personality," I mean "personality," not "boobs". I'm very easy to get to know and to impress, so just try me!

I am not looking for someone to have sex with. To me, that is something that comes after you have made sure you are in a healthy relationship. If you want someone who's going to put out after the first date (or the first month or three), look elsewhere. I am all about kissing and cuddling (I love both of these things), but sex is different. So if you want a fuck buddy, I'm afraid you should look elsewhere.