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  • Ages 24–32
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My details

Last online
May 19
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Trying to quit
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Entertainment / Media
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Apparently they want me to put myself in a box on the internet. I'm not a simple man, internet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not getting any younger, so I'm trying to better myself on a daily basis and not let life drag me down. All of that rambling basically boils down to: I avoid bullshit drama at all costs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastination. Seriously, I love to figure out how to fix and put stuff together. Not like Slingblade on lawnmowers, really, I just love a challenge. So, I'll say I'm good at accepting a challenge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Glasses. Beard. Tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lewis Black is who I've been reading most recently.

Movies: I referenced Slingblade earlier, Dancing Outlaw, Wild and Wonderful White of West Virginia, Gummo, Devil's Rejects, Coal Miner's Daughter, Tombstone, Walk The Line, Bruno, Borat, Tommy Boy and a lot of documentaries. I'm a Netflix junkie and don't watch a lot of TV.

Music: Lucero, Hot Water Music, George Jones, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Dwight Yoakam, Crowbar, YOB, Pallbearer, Agalloch, Wolves In The Throne Room, Electric Wizard, Torche, Sleep, Eyehategod, Soilent Green, Down, Loss, Incantation, The Dexateens, Austin Lucas, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Merle Haggard, Wu-Tang, Aesop Rock, Dead Prez. You can name any genre and I can probably find something I like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smartphone. (Sad, but true.)
Quality time with true friends
Vinyl Records
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bettering myself through trying to be of service to the people around. It seems to take the pressure out of life for a moment or two at a time. I also think about what kind of modifications I want to make to my bike. It's kind of my new obsession.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to music somewhere.
You should message me if
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You think we'd have good conversation based on what little bit you know about me from trying to put myself into text in these little boxes on the internet. If we have common interests and you think we would probably have fun in whatever situation life throws our way. I'm not expecting a miracle here, I just want to meet someone who treats people like human beings and is open-minded enough to enjoy life for the short journey we're aloud.