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29 M Lakewood, WA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 30
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a combat medic and just got back from Afghanistan for my third tour, or I'm filthy rich and retired living off the profits from inventing dice, you decide. Most likely though I've been in the Army for 9 years now and still got a few more to go. I'm divorced, I have a 7 year old son named Xander that lives with his mother in WI, wish I could be closer and see him more often but the army has me in WA for the foreseeable future
What I’m doing with my life
I got a few more years in the army and I do enjoy my job, well the part where I know I got a paycheck every month at the least. Other than that I just get by day by day and try to have as much fun as I can. Sadly I don't have super powers... yet, but I am working on it, watch me move this pen across the desk..............hmmmmm it was working at home, maybe my table's slanted.
I’m really good at
My job, having a good time in any situation and making droll situations bearable to others.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality, I'm a lot of fun to be around, cant really explain it, its just a great time had by all. Might have something to do with one of the many ridicules events that compromise my life. Seriously, terrible luck/decisions that are funny in retrospect but your glad you weren't there kinda stuff. Like that time my buddy Joe and I got deported from Canada. Stupid mountys. On the other hand, nicest holding cell I've ever had the pleasure of being thrown into, better than half the hotels I've stayed in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read, don't mater too much what but I guess I will have to say anything by Michael Crichton, R.A. Salvatore, Dan Brown.... I read a lot you name it I've probably came across it or will if you suggest it. As for movies I love horror movies, especially the cheesy b rated ones.
The six things I could never do without
My son, science, books, laid back people, humor, and people to talk me out of my "Watch this" moments, no really I'd probly be dead without people around me that think farther ahead/more realistically than I do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where my life is going, what I should do next, the zombie apocalypse, why everybody hits deer right after a deer crossing sing never before, how so few people see Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" as his coded apology to the world for faking the Apollo 11 moon landing......This can be a long list
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends having a drink, playing Xbox depends on what's going on really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will admit anything so it all depends on the most private question you are willing to ask.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I seem the least bit interesting to you. You think you have anything in common with me. Your looking to hear a funny story. For the hell of it.