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26 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Mar 18
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I create, I play and I party. Those 3 things are the perfect self summary I think. I love to be creative, it's natural and fun. I love to play, fun is pretty much at the root of all happiness. I love to party, as long as I'm with my friends and having a good time, it's a party! I'm guilty of attempting to embarrass my friends on multiple occasions and getting a hearty belly laugh out of it

I'm Funny, friendly and a little bit insane, but that's a good thing - also enjoy embracing the romantic side of things.

My favourite drink is a Martini. That might sound predictable or clichéd or maybe even a bit poncey, but honestly it isn't. In fact I have my own signature Martini that everyone seems to like.

Life's all about striving to better ourselves, moving beyond our petty differences and accepting everyone equally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now when I tell people what I'm doing, they get excited and ask how they can do it. I'm a writer! I write about the drinks industry for an industry internet publication. So I go to parties and drinks brand launches. Bacardi, Snow Queen, Patron and many brands you've never heard of! Everyone seems think I'll be the next Ernest Hemingway - 'Write drunk; Edit sober'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being creative, coming up with ideas. Running, Drinking, partying, living, being a good person and being a bit of a smitten idiot sometimes, but oh well.

Making cocktails! Whether it's an Old Fashioned, a jug of Moscow Mules or maybe even a special drink just for you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm outspoken, loud and quiet all at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Clockwork Orange, American Psycho, Animal Farm, Brand Failure, Watership Down, When Hitler Stole Pink Rabbit

Movies - The Artist American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Psycho, North by Northwest. Lost more, that's only a snippet!
Love horror film, just the amusement of the clichés and 'the whole 'I'm going into that abandoned factory on my own' style lines.

Music - I open to lots of things, but I do like my rock and my jazz. Slash is one of the kings of rock, up there with Jagger, Richards and Freddie Mercury. Opera.....

Food - I'm into meat, love steak and proper burgers, posh food every now and again, really enjoying aperitivo culture. Sushi is my big food addiction, I need help!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now and Tomorrow, love and life, animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anything. It's different every week!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm can be a bit of an idiot sometimes and say some stupid shit, but it's always because of a girl.
You should message me if
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You like what u read (and see) and want to know more...