My name is Robin Goodfellow I'm a Satyr or better known as Puck. bonus points if you don't have to Google it.
I'm a magical creature. I'm mischievous and like to have fun while running naked in the woods playing my flute... usually on my days off.
"I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly foal:
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's bowl,
In very likeness of a roasted crab,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her wither'd dewlap pour the ale.
The wisest aunt, telling the saddest tale,
Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me;
Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
And 'tailor' cries, and falls into a cough;
And then the whole quire hold their hips and laugh,
And waxen in their mirth and neeze and swear
A merrier hour was never wasted there."
I also don't take things that are not life threatening too seriously... Life's too short and change is inevitable.