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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 0" (1.83m)
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Special Diet
High school
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I have mastered the art of sarcasm. I was also voted Most Popular at my job. So there's that.

I have substance. I live alone in center city and absolutely love it. I have a cat. Well, almost a cat. Lulu only has three legs. I ride my bike more often than I drive my car. People think I'm 26, not 36. I always have a little scruff on my face. I cut my own hair. I'm a flirt. I eat organic foods and probably more bananas than any human you've ever met. I'm vegan. I'm a tree-hugger. I want to save the planet. I'm an animal-rights activist, and donate to the Humane Society every year. I work out and care about my body. I don't smoke or use drugs, but do drink on occasion. I play in an official Rock/Paper/Scissors tournament and lose almost every single match. I'm a really good speller, and am a bit of a grammar nazi. I'm very Agnostic, and have zero religious beliefs. I'm open-minded. I vote Democrat. I vote. I'm handy. I'm clean. I have a great set of teeth. I hold doors open for complete strangers, and will go out of my way to do so. You'll never hear it here, but I'm actually really funny in person. I'm a pretty decent cook. I listen to weird music. I take photos. My eyelashes are loooooooong. And pretty. I don't watch much TV. I do love movies, however. I'm divorced. I get cold sores. I curse like a sailor. I hope you do, too. I don't cheat. I don't lie. I don't steal. I'm a really good guy. I think you should talk to me.

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What I’m doing with my life
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I live alone and pay my bills and have excellent credit. The rest is trivial.

Playing Rock/Paper/Scissors at a local bar. True story.

Sometimes I take Lulu on the roof and let her wander for a bit. She seems to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cliché white-boy eyes and smile. Call me American!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm vegan.

Stewart and Colbert.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The constant urge to find my purpose in life.
2. Dietary health (and fitness).
3. My family.
5. My Lulu.
6. Fuck #4.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving to San Diego.

And this:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a CrossFit class.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm still learning about this thing called life.
You should message me if
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You live in center city and get lonely sometimes.