Also, I don't always have a mustache. I love it but I hate the attention. I can grow it when I sleep. So let's move on.
I do not snowboard or shoot guns or climb anything but trees. My first word was "outside."
Mary Karr once told me I'm a tall drink of water. Ask her. I was bartending at the time.
I moved to Portland in march of 2011 from NY and occasionally miss it.
I like pretty things such as barn swallows and black eyed susans. That covers most of it. My favorite times were when I was doing wild animal rehab.
So. I am single. What happened was: